Hi, yesterday I went to my cousin's house, he took me to the garage and showed me his Switch 4. But as we were leaving the garage, I secretly grabbed it and put it in my pocket. Now I have it here in front of me at my house, but I can't take photos or Nintendo might get me life in prison or the death penalty. But if any security researchers want to try, contact me privately and maybe we can arrange to find some flaws. Obviously you have to believe me that I have the console because as you know, I can't show it to you.
