"what if" game

[xalphax]

People would be a lot more modest.

What if EOF was named Testing Area again?

 

[gameguy95]

^then i would ignore it and you would think i was brilliant

what if the sky turns to fire and your nose falls off?

 

[admotonic]

Then I'll get lucky with Pocahontas and we'll have lots of noseless children

What if Norton Antivirus distributed viruses to all norton users?

 

[.Chris]

What if i didnt do meh homework?

Norton will be BANNED.

 

[gameguy95]

then you fail your class.

what if Rydian eats me?

 

[gameguy95]

then he would digest me and crap me out the next time he goes for a walk.

what i ate Rydian?

 

[Westside]

Then you helped stop some animal abuse.

What if this was soviet russia?

 

[gameguy95]

then the computer would use you.

what if i was a zombie?

 

[admotonic]

You would eat people and everyone will die and you would be yheir leader until some uneffected person shoots you and all your zombie followers would eat your corpse

What if it started raining cats and dogs for real?

 

[epicCreations.or]

I'd have an allergy attack. Not to mention a lot of pets.

What if you could jump 20 feet into the air and land on your feet without injury?

 

[admotonic]

I'd win the high jump, long jump, and pole vault at the olympics and also be the latest superhero, Frogman.

What if a floating talking budha statue sudenly apared in your bedroom?

 

[.Chris]

How should I know?

What if i was a bot?

 

[gameguy95]

i thought you already were.

what if gbatemp becomes illegal for distibuting r0mz0rs?

 

[rastsan]

Then it would just be illegal and I'd have to post my translation stuff somewhere else.

What if the children of the corn really did happen and they just decided it would be fun to have a movie made about them, and now there in hiding cause the goverment assasins now know who to look for?

 

[gameguy95]

then they would all get murdered and we would be

about it.

what if my sister broke into your house and locked herself in your closet until she starved to death?

 

[Shinigami357]

EDIT: darn, someone got there first. lol

 

[gameguy95]

she would die and i would feed her to zoo animals.

what if the EOF died?

 

[admotonic]

Gbatemp would go into chaos which would create a black hole and we woud die as a result.

What if fire hydrants suddenly got really angry and started a war on us because dogs piss on them?

 

[gameguy95]

don't you talk about us like that!

what if i really was Lucy?