Video Game Logic

[JulietStMoon]

In Pokemon games, your mother sleeps in the kitchen.

Don't women in real life do that?

I can't be bothered to read the whole thread, but I'm always amused by Skyrim's magical food preservation abilities.

No one's been in a cave for 200 years, fresh tomatoes abound.

Same thing in Ocarina of Time. Get a bottle of Lon Lon milk from the ranch after visiting Zelda for the first time, spend likely multiple days travelling, including inside a cave of molten lava and the belly of a giant fish, then fast forward in time 7 years (which WAS 7 years for you and all your gear, evidenced by your change in age), and the milk still replenishes five hearts whenever you decide to drink it.

 

[Taleweaver]

-You can shoot down an entire building with a minigun...
-...unless a repairman is busy fixing the OTHER side of it.
-you can send units singlehandedly straight into enemy lines, out in the open, and none of them even complains*
-you really think you can land on top of a small bug? Think again! (comic link
-it only takes one guy less than a minute to build a fully operational & advanced building about 10 times his size.




*okay...'Z' was kind of an exception. But they still gladly marched to that enemy tank

 

[Maxternal]

Same thing in Ocarina of Time. Get a bottle of Lon Lon milk from the ranch after visiting Zelda for the first time, spend likely multiple days travelling, including inside a cave of molten lava and the belly of a giant fish, then fast forward in time 7 years (which WAS 7 years for you and all your gear, evidenced by your change in age), and the milk still replenishes five hearts whenever you decide to drink it.

I can just imagine Link pulling out the half-full bottle of old milk, only half drinking it because he actually has to chew down the curds ... then turns it over and looks at the expiration date and things "April, a good month"

 

[narutofan777]

zoo tycoon - a t rex can kill a man, but isn't able to kill a women, girl or boy.

witcher 2 - you have to kneel down to drink a potion

sims - a bad hygiene affects your mood

pokemon - if you lose a fight you lose money

 

[Sychophantom]

sims - a bad hygiene affects your mood

I can be pretty surly when I've got a stank going on.

 

[PolloDiablo]

pokemon - if you lose a fight you lose money

actually, if you think about it... it makes sense
when you loose a fight, you black out... random people might take advantage of it and steal your money, and maybe do some other things to do
fuck... pokemon is dangerous

When a volcano erupts...

hahaha good one

 

[geoflcl]

Maybe this one's been stated already, but:

It's totally okay to just waltz into folks' houses unannounced. Even if you're armed to the brim with dangerous weaponry, they'll accept your gracious visit with open arms! And in addition to letting you rest up, they'll even tell you a good story! Such a good story, in fact, that they'll tell it over and over each time you speak to them.

 

[XDel]

I would contribute but I think Nathan Barnett and the Half-Life comic Concerned have pretty much covered any original idea I might have had.

 

[thiefb0ss]

It takes <5 seconds to eat anything.

 

[JulietStMoon]

No need to worry about the 5 second rule, then.

 

[ComeTurismO]

Mario can, after sustaining injury, recover his health by floating in water for a few seconds.

 

[ComeTurismO]

Bumped the thread, since it's necessary.
You can attack, and eat at the same time.

 

[tatripp]

In Pokemon games, your mother sleeps in the kitchen.

That's where my mother sleeps.

 

[TheCasketMan]

1. Enemies do not die or get extremly wounded from 1 shot, especially as the game progresses.
2. The player can carry an RPG, LMG, assault rifle, and a sniper rifle at the same time.
3. You can find food and healing items in the strangest of place, like inside a wall, in a dumpster, or in outer space.
4. Conveniently placed explosive barrels.
5. Double jump.
6. In game purchases.

 

[Foxi4]

There isn't a wound that can't be fixed with a sandwich... or a slice of pizza... or meat that was conviniently hidden in a nearby wall.

 

[weavile001]

you can materialize weapons from the walls , if you have the right amount of points.

 

[Gahars]

Characters do not know that they are in video games, but everyone in the real world knows they are video game characters.

That don't make no sense.

 

[tbgtbg]

You're injured badly, near death. Medicine fixes you instantly.

 

[Snailface]

End bosses have the ability to create tidal waves, summon ancient deities, assemble armies of incompetent goblins with a conference call . . .

. . . but they can't be bothered to lock the door to their dungeon. :/

 

[JulietStMoon]

Wearing a really ornamental, stand-out white and red assassin robe in public is considered normal, but running through the streets isn't.