Video Game Logic

[Wizerzak]

Taking one final bullet in the arm will make your whole body flop down on the floor like a rag doll.
If you go to the edge of a city you hit your head on an invisible wall.
You can do endless rolls without getting dizzy or doing a single one wrong.

 

[Taleweaver]

-Getting shot in the foot will make your eyes go red.
-you can somehow swim up and down while looking forward and without using your hands.
-glass, television and lights break easily, but paintings and posters can barely get a scratch.
-princesses don't marry kings. They marry - or SHOULD marry - plumbers.
-people tend to get glowing halo's above their head if they want to tell you something.

 

[iluvfupaburgers]

when in a fight, you just wait for your turn to do an action. and allow the enemy to hit you without doing anything until your next turn

 

[Deleted User]

You can fit a gigantic 877.4 pound Wailord into a tiny Pokeball that's only .5 feet and it will still weigh less than 2 pounds.

 

[Blaze163]

- Inns charge more the further away from home you are.
- Carrying a sword the size of a small houseboat is not only possible without breaking your elbows, it's not even considered noteworthy.
- Saving the world is considered a side note compared to collecting badges.
- Sega not sending everyone who bought Sonic 2006 a personalized note of apology and a coupon for free chocolates.
- Eating meat you find on the floor, inside a candle or hidden inside the wall of a cursed ancient castle is perfectly healthy.
- Necron showing up from nowhere without so much as a 'howdy' and expecting to be the final boss.
- Saving the day, going off to look for your fairy friend, and leaving all that cool stuff behind.
- Samus Aran speaking.
- The Phillips CDi.
- Nobody ever needs the bathroom.
- Orphans are always destined for great things.

I could go on, really. But I wouldn't want to leave you with nothing else to say.

 

[Taleweaver]

-you can drive, operate and even fly every vehicle of which you know how to get in ("independance day" made good use of that logic)
-goomba's will never en masse start wearing spiked helmets
-even the most mundane task ever merits medals and praise
-people never leave their car unless you carjack them (cutscenes are exceptions)
-aliens come in a handful of totally different shapes (but each shape is a perfect clone). This is completely different from humans, where everyone looks relatively similar but never unique.

 

[ZAFDeltaForce]

Every thing, including enemies and time itself, stops when you check your inventory

 

[Taleweaver]

-music pops up from nowhere
-walls used to have a blocky texture if you looked close enough
-slaughtering hundreds, if not thousands, of baddies doesn't get you convicted. On the contrary: it is more likely to piss off another suicidal gang who'll come looking for you.
-barracks and war factories hold an infinite amount of units/vehicles inside, even if it doesn't look that way on the outside
-all Arabs and Russians are evil. The US army will be evil (and privatized) in the very-near future, but for the time being, they're hero-ing it up.

 

[Vulpes Abnocto]

Everybody seems to have tresure chests in their home

You mean..you don't have a treasure chest?
*eyes his intricately carved strongbox*

Let's see:
~You can find bullets in just about anything, so long as it seems out-of-place and breakable.
~Some asshole just loves putting snakes in vases.
~Bloodthirsty demons are completely invulnerable until you use a seemingly mundane object (such as a flashlight) to burn away their defenses.
~Horses are better climbers than humans, and require no ropes. Same is true of certain tanks.
~Got half of a clip left? That's okay. Just reload a new one. Those extra rounds magically return to your ammunition collection.

 

[KinGamer7]

If both of your parents are alive, you will amount to nothing.

 

[iluvfupaburgers]

main character is basically a one man army

 

[Lucifer666]

In San Andreas the barber can grow your hair in a few seconds.
Throw an item at the wall to flatten it like a paper.
When you get shot in the arm, you can't see due to the blood that magically ended up in your eyes.
Rotate your car wheels to drive on water.

 

[Pleng]

you can share a room with up to 3 other people, but it's impossible to wake them up no matter how hard you try

and, like, you're the only 4 people in this crazy world. All other citizens are.... animals! Oh well at least they can talk (I mean, yea, right) so there's no communication issues. Even if they do repeatedly want you to find them cockroaches and catch fish...

 

[4-leaf-clover]

You read a magazine about lockpicking and then later forget what the magazine was about..
A knife scratch/stab in the foot is stronger then a bullet in the head.
People will forgive you for shooting them in the head after holstering your weapon.
Local milita apparently have access to nukes, attack choppers, jets, ETC

 

[.Chris]

Get shot in the head, get eaten by a zombie, bitten by a poisonous spider, and simply get nearly blown up...
Recover by some porkchops.

 

[Taleweaver]

-merchants will always buy your excess stuff, no matter what it is, without asking questions
-nobody's saying anything if you start walking sideways or backwards, leave doors and windows open, or plain out start jumping around on ll the furniture.
-hearts give you more energy than red bull. Hearts also grow in grass.
-it's perfectly normal that children in green uniforms walk around with real swords, bow and arrows and plenty of other dangerous stuff.
-you singlehandedly fought every battle in world war 2 (in different resolutions, even!)

 

[Pleng]

You can make a handsome living picking and selling fruit

 

[Tom Bombadildo]

-Looking for a legendary sword? You can find one in almost any "sacred" rock/pedestal, and of course you're the only person in the world who's able to pull it out.
-Entering/saying words will give you anything from free guns and money to instant health refill
-No matter how much you try, sometimes you just can't jump over that tiny fence.

 

[snakepliskin2334]

- you can get shot,slashed,crushed,minced, etc.. and survive as long as you have some hit point left
- you can become invisible by hiding under a cardboard box anywhere (even places where there aren't supposed to be cardboard boxes)

ha the old cardboard box trick hu just like Zanzibar land. Snake: it save my skin a few time in outer heave too

 

[snakepliskin2334]

- you can get shot,slashed,crushed,minced, etc.. and survive as long as you have some hit point left
- you can become invisible by hiding under a cardboard box anywhere (even places where there aren't supposed to be cardboard boxes)

ha the old cardboard box trick hu just like Zanzibar land. Snake: it save my skin a few time in outer heave too

i think this song right here fits the quot nicely http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0sq8VDXlWQk