Video Game Logic

[reshx]

This is the part where the thread takes a change in tone and starts putting all the previous posts together to explain "why video game logic really DOES make sense"

bacause it makes the game funnier and these super realistic games ain´t good.

 

[JulietStMoon]

This is the part where the thread takes a change in tone and starts putting all the previous posts together to explain "why video game logic really DOES make sense"

Ok, I'll start then... It actually makes sense that there're gold rings EVERYWHERE in the Sonic games. After all, this is a world where barely getting BRUSHED by something instantly kills you, unless you have at least one ring, which protects you. So it would make sense that a benevolent government would scatter these rings EVERYWHERE in public places so people would have access to them in an emergency.

 

[reshx]

no one is poor in sonic world

 

[1234turtles]

This is the part where the thread takes a change in tone and starts putting all the previous posts together to explain "why video game logic really DOES make sense"

Ok, I'll start then... It actually makes sense that there're gold rings EVERYWHERE in the Sonic games. After all, this is a world where barely getting BRUSHED by something instantly kills you, unless you have at least one ring, which protects you. So it would make sense that a benevolent government would scatter these rings EVERYWHERE in public places so people would have access to them in an emergency.

The fact that sonic is greedy as fk, you only need one ring but no he gets 100 for that extra life.

 

[JulietStMoon]

The fact that sonic is greedy as fk, you only need one ring but no he gets 100 for that extra life.

I can't say I really blame him, since when a mad scientist takes over the world, he's the only one on a planet full of TONS of people willing to risk his life to stop him.

 

[reshx]

The fact that sonic is greedy as fk, you only need one ring but no he gets 100 for that extra life.

I can't say I really blame him, since when a mad scientist takes over the world, he's the only one on a planet full of TONS of people willing to risk his life to stop him.

the population themselves could make a mob and take over eggman

 

[Maxternal]

Oh, there's another one ... Robotnic legally changed his name to Eggman because it was more ... er ... fitting.

 

[reshx]

Oh, there's another one ... Robotnic legally changed his name to Eggman because it was more ... er ... fitting.

that would be very acceptable to fans , if he didnt had a grandson

 

[ComeTurismO]

Everyone in the game talks, except Mario. Only says random Italian to people like Luigi, in Mario and Luigi _______ (GBA, DS)

 

[Taleweaver]

Everyone in the game talks, except Mario. Only says random Italian to people like Luigi, in Mario and Luigi _______ (GBA, DS)

There are more. Link is a mute, as well as Kirby, Tim (from Braid) and that character from cave story. And that's just from the top of my head.

-your princess girlfriend being abducted by a giant turtledragon pretty much every year doesn't cause you to lose your jolly good mood.
-when going to a concert, it's all about being as identical as the person next to you (at least rock band tries to blur this a bit)
-portal guns are meant for science, not for breaking in a bank
-you open doors telepathically (except in horror games...there you'll do it in slow motion)
-cars don't break or malfunction until they're either upside down or driven into the water...in which case you better run because they'll explode.

 

[GameSoul]

Everyone in the game talks, except Mario. Only says random Italian to people like Luigi, in Mario and Luigi _______ (GBA, DS)

There are more. Link is a mute, as well as Kirby, Tim (from Braid) and that character from cave story. And that's just from the top of my head.

-your princess girlfriend being abducted by a giant turtledragon pretty much every year doesn't cause you to lose your jolly good mood.
-when going to a concert, it's all about being as identical as the person next to you (at least rock band tries to blur this a bit)
-portal guns are meant for science, not for breaking in a bank
-you open doors telepathically (except in horror games...there you'll do it in slow motion)
-cars don't break or malfunction until they're either upside down or driven into the water...in which case you better run because they'll explode.

Speaking about mutes. The protagonist in those Pokemon games is a champ. I think everyone understands him through sign language or something. A silent tyrant who doesn't know the meaning of a loss.

 

[loco365]

Pokemon: Your bike can turn on a dime regardless how fast you're going.

 

[Black-Ice]

Pokemon: Your bike can turn on a dime regardless how fast you're going.

You can also fold it up instantly and place it in your small little bag.
But if you try and take it out when you cant...
The professor of that region becomes god temporarily and tells you no out of nowhere

 

[Scott-105]

Kill a person. Get seen. Kill all witnesses, and no one ever bothers to figure out who killed all those people.

Spoiler

From Skyrim, and other TES games.

 

[Guild McCommunist]

Crouching silences your footsteps but walking slowly doesn't.

EDIT: Except for MGS but even then they had crouchwalking in like Peace Walker and MGS3D.

 

[ComeTurismO]

Takes a millisecond for the main character to explain the situation.
When your objective is to save someone, they go in your bag.
Your character's bag is somehow still small by holding anything

 

[Pleng]

If you attach a raccoon tail to your butt, and run for long enough before taking a big old jump, you can fly.

 

[Tom Bombadildo]

Pokemon: Your bike can turn on a dime regardless how fast you're going.

You can also fold it up instantly and place it in your small little bag.
But if you try and take it out when you cant...
The professor of that region becomes god temporarily and tells you no out of nowhere

I'm pretty sure I said something about this earlier in this thread, but that's supposed to be main character just remembering something Oak said.

 

[Maxternal]

plz merge "video game=real life" thread.
http://gbatemp.net/topic/331750-video-game-should-be-same-thing-in-real-life/

 

[Vulpes Abnocto]

plz merge "video game=real life" thread.
http://gbatemp.net/topic/331750-video-game-should-be-same-thing-in-real-life/

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