Using A calculator to launch payloads

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Okay, so get this, we take a calculator, and launch payloads from it.

Now hold up, before you go saying this is stupid and will never happen and is useless, well listen here kiddo, do you remember the raspberry pi payload launcher, that was super useless, but from a calculator, that's super useful. Like, image how much of a fucking lad you would be if you was just chillin in class ya know and you start launchin payloads on ya damn switch with your calculator, like what a pussy slayer.

So how is this gonna work you ask, well you see some guy on discord said it might work so fight me.

Thank you for your time.
 

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Okay, so get this, we take a calculator, and launch payloads from it.

Now hold up, before you go saying this is stupid and will never happen and is useless, well listen here kiddo, do you remember the raspberry pi payload launcher, that was super useless, but from a calculator, that's super useful. Like, image how much of a fucking lad you would be if you was just chillin in class ya know and you start launchin payloads on ya damn switch with your calculator, like what a pussy slayer.

So how is this gonna work you ask, well you see some guy on discord said it might work so fight me.

Thank you for your time.
Still haven't told us how it would work
 

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