Ultimate Fail

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Dec 11, 2009

Ultimate Fail by Blaze163 at 7:49 PM (3,759 Views / 0 Likes) 64 replies

  1. Blaze163
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    Member Blaze163 The White Phoenix's purifying flame.

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    Dear lord, I cannot believe people this stupid are allowed to exist. This douchebag cannot be human. He's more like a research subject. Like we've spent the last hundred and twenty years studying every aspect of Fail, and he is the product of our research. Like a living crystal of pure condensed Fail.

    Who do I mean? This guy, of course.

    http://screwattack.com/videos/POKEMON-IS-A...-DEVIL-OLOLOLOL

    People like this make me sad. He clearly has no clue what he's talking about either. It's just a typical religious knee-jerk reaction to anything new causing him to blindly hate everything. If that's what religion is doing to you, you may have missed the point a little.

    Now if you'll excuse me, I'm gonna go throw up. The human body is not designed to see this much fail at once.
     


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    Member Theraima I own this desert, bitches!

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    Seriously...He hasnt got anything better to do?
     
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    Member omgpwn666 Guy gamer and proud!

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    Wow,he made me so mad because he totally said what they do in the show and made it satanic. Great job.
     
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    Global Moderator Veho The man who cried "Ni".

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    Is it a coincidence that "demon" and "pokemon" both end in "mon"? I think not!
     
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    Pokemon actually means pocket monsters. never

    I LOL'D AT HIM CALLING POKEMON ATTACKS WITCHCRAFT [​IMG]
    It seems he knows alot about it [​IMG] Guess he really wants to be a pokemon master

     
  7. BORTZ

    Global Moderator BORTZ wtf, nintendo

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    Oh my god. so retarted. im a christian and i know pokemon is no where near demons. idiot.
     
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    It's the blonde woman nodding sagely in the front row that annoys me. The look on her face like 'hes so right, its the work of the devil, as is everything'. People like her really annoy me. They look to religion to answer everything so they don't have to face any responsibility themselves. Like when this guy goes on at length about how kids can't tell the difference between their games and reality. If that's the case then I say it's the fault of the parents. Nobody else. If your kid can't tell where the game ends and reality begins, you fucked up.

    I'll never understand religious idiocy like this. The way I see it, if there is a God, which do you think he'd prefer? Something bringing joy to children across the globe for many years, or people claiming that doing anything aside from praising God every hour of every day and not doing anything at all as everything not invented by the church is the work of satan or you'll burn in hell for all eternity? If there is a God up there, or for that matter a devil down there, I reckon even they facepalm when they see people like this.

    http://media.comicvine.com/uploads/0/6955/...epalm_super.jpg
     
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    Oh, the irony!!
     
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    Watching this made my face hurt. [​IMG]
    Seriously, there are some insanely stupid people out there, unfortunately a large ammount of them are in America... And Christian.
     
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    He has a point pokemons are devilish [​IMG]
     
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    Pokemon is shit but c'mon.
     
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    This might just be me, but I have never heard that to be a Pokémon Master, I must buy a shit load of merchandise, go to the spirit realm and tell spirits what to do while channeling them through my body.

    Either I missed a huge part of the concept or this guy is full of shit.


    I fucking lol'd at the lady nodding at his "findings" and everyone else who was so brainwashed by his rant that they could not use their better judgment and just walk away...

    *gasp* This man must be the DEVIL!!!!






    PS: Ha! "Pokemon" is corrected to "Pokémon" via ieSpell. Freaking sweet!
     
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    What a load of baloney! Psychic bullshit. Satan did this and this. He launched a nuclear bomb and blew up half of America. [​IMG]
     
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    Banned Hatsu Someone's been killing, eh?

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    Ha. Funny.
     
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    Banned Hatsu Someone's been killing, eh?

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    Double post. [​IMG]
     
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    RUSSIAN ROULETTE IS JUST A GAME!

    Jesus Christ, what was this guy smoking when he did this?
     
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    Member mrfatso That guy!!

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    woot!! i last 44 sec of that video, beat that [​IMG]
     
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    I saw this a couple of hours ago. That fellow's mind is fucked up.
     

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