Uh........ what?

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  1. Xuphor
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    Xuphor I have lied to all of you. I am deeply sorry.

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    Just..... what? So much what in this picture.... I found 7.
     
  2. pokefloote

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    i don't get it, but i want this game. shame about that vita thing. ;O;

    edit: OH GOD THOSE THIGHS
    AND THAT ELBOW
     
  3. Xuphor
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    Xuphor I have lied to all of you. I am deeply sorry.

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    That's one. HUUUUUUGE ass/thighs. Her ass is about 4x the size of her head. When that's found in real life, it's not sexy even to insanely horny nerds found even on this website, it's just scary/disgusting.
     
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    EDITED FOR THE GROSS ELBOW
     
  5. Xuphor
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    Xuphor I have lied to all of you. I am deeply sorry.

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    Yup, that's another. Not sure what's wrong there, but it looks like it's inverted or something. Like it literally bends the wrong way. Something's very wrong there.
     
  6. pokefloote

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    and the way shes swinging the halberd/axe/whatever, how does the end of the pole end up on that side?
     
  7. Xuphor
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    Poor handling, but it's possible. You can see other video games doing the full animation. The handle essentially rolls across the breasts. Nothing odd there.
     
  8. Foxi4

    Foxi4 On the hunt...

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    This is actually one thing I don't like about "Dragon's Crown" and it may be a reason for me not to get the game - I absolutely hate disproportionate bodies. I can easily suspend my disbelief when it comes to mythical races like dwarves, but when a human looks like a freak it makes me shudder.
    • The Amazon's thighs are beyond ridiculous. That, and the abs look disgusting
    • The Sorceress's breasts are defy physics, they're way too massive
    • The Fighter (Knight) is way too broad - I thought "World of Warcraft" was ridiculous with the shoulder pads but this takes the cake
    What's left is an acceptable wizard, elf and dwarf, the last one only acceptable due to suspension of disbelief.
     
  9. Gahars

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    Those thighs, man. Chun-Li would be proud.
     
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    Veho The man who cried "Ni".

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    I bet you any amount of money xuphor was googling "sexy lizard men" when she found that pic.
     
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