Trident Boy = iTech

[scubersteve]

Your mom's son's mother-in-law's daughter's husband = you.
...

Discuss.

Nothing to discuss since your statement is mostly absolute...
Unless your mother-in-law doesn't have a daughter, but a son...

I was assuming that Linki was straight.

However, after I figured out my equation of truth, multiple bricks have been shat by myself.

A very interesting turn of events have occured.
Please elaborate.