Toronto ATM users robbed by being sprayed with...POOP?!?

[Vidboy10]

Toronto police are looking for at least four people they believe are behind a bizarre string of thefts involving the use of squeeze bottles to squirt feces on victims.
There have been at least four such thefts since last Friday, all following a virtually identical pattern.
The perpetrators, who were carrying squeeze bottles filled with feces, would follow people who were making cash withdrawals from ATMs or banks at various locations in downtown Toronto, police said Friday. The suspects would squirt feces on their victims, and then inform them of the mess on their clothing.
The offenders would help clean it off, stealing the victims' cash in the process, said Const. Tony Vella. At least four suspects were involved in most of the thefts, he said.
"This is definitely unique," he said. "When I first saw this, it was obviously shocking that feces was used as a distraction here."
The suspects are described as being Hispanic and "could be in possession of squeeze bottles or containers of feces," Toronto police said in a release.
They have released security camera images on the police website.

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I mean, What the fuck?

 

[naglaro00]

lol!

 

[Westside]

That Hispanic thing is gonna raise some racial controversy.

 

[Laxus]

Pwned by poop.

 

[Danny600kill]

Hahah

Least people know now, might stop people from becoming victims

 

[Overlord Nadrian]

What the hell, that's a method I've never heard of, those cha(p/v)s are geniuses! Squirt poop on people and steal their money, what a plan!

 

[Depravo]

Shit happens.

 

[Theraima]

Ewwwwwww

It's a brilliant idea but come on, poop? These fellas didnt come up with anything else?

 

[yuyuyup]

all humans/animals should be equipped with anus monitors

 

[Vidboy10]

Shit happens.

LMFAO.

 

[Deleted-171178]

I guess somebody...
*Puts on sunglasses*
...Made a deposit.

YEEEEEEEAAAAAHHHHHH.....

 

[Hop2089]

Common sense and logic has taken the last seat on the bus we call the world.

 

[TM2-Megatron]

That Hispanic thing is gonna raise some racial controversy.

Only for idiots. Remember, they do actually want to find these guys... releasing all known information is what helps accomplish that goal.

 

[megawalk]

Thunder From Down Under Portable Edition

 

[purechaos996]

Well it was creative I'll give them that lol.

 

[Gus122000]

"The suspects are described as being Hispanic"
There is no way of "looking" Hispanic

 

[BoxShot]

Well it was creative I'll give them that lol.

+1

 

[ByteMunch]

But better than pulling a gun or a knife?

 

[RupeeClock]

Well...you can't fault them for designing an effective method of disarming potential robbery stoppers.

 

[fgghjjkll]

Note to the thieves: If the police are after you, aim for the head.