Dear Sir,
If you had been paying attention to the my little pony^tm children indoctrina..uh..franchise at ALL these past 15 years, else you would KNOW you HAVE to pay attention and learn about rainbows. Silly you! *giggle* you're doomed! *waggles tail* Don't worry though, if you start being a loyal customer and buy everything we sell from now on, chances are you will be a-okay!
A little pony kiss from your nr.1 pony friend,
Cheerilee
PS: You could take an example to our valued friend Kimberly Shriner and her website
http://dreamvalley-mlp.com . The best of pony-luck to you, sir!
Disclaimer: my little pony^tm is in no way affilliated with any kind of activity associated with furries