The YO MAMA SO FAT thread

[slaphappygamer]

It’s 2003!
Tell your best joke.
When she rolls over, she falls off both sides of the bed.

 

[tofino]

when she uhhhh um uhhh she uhhh she uhhhhh um um uhhhhhh

 

[The Catboy]

That she um an um

 

[x65943]

Your momma so fat she ain't size x1 or x2

She x65943

 

[JuanMena]

Yo mamma so fat...

 

[BigOnYa]

Yo mamma so fat... her High school photo for the yearbook, was a drone aerial shot.

 

[Veho]

YO MAMA SO FAT I AM SERIOUSLY WORRIED ABOUT HER HEALTH

 

[CoolMe]

Yo mama's so fat her bellybutton gets home 15 minutes before she does.

 

[x65943]

Yo momma so fat she got more timezones than the russian federation

 

[slaphappygamer]

WOW! These are all great!

….so damn fat that she wears tents.

 

[Veho]

Yo momma so fat she got more timezones than the russian federation

She got more chins than China.

 

[SylverReZ]

She got more chins than China.

Yo momma so fat that she has troubles doing the thing.

 

[BakerMan]

yo mama so fat her blood type is marinara sauce

 

[slaphappygamer]

….she so fat she can’t find her arms.

 

[BakerMan]

when she walked past the tv i missed 2 whole series

 

[slaphappygamer]

…..at night, wolves howl at her

 

[Noctosphere]

--you see that yellow spot in the sky?
--the sun?
--no, yo mama in a yellow shirt who's been dropped off a plane

 

[BakerMan]

i will tell you the unedited version of the joke, then show you a vid of the edited version (which is also vocoded to a siren)
Yo mama so fat, if she were an Oreo, she would be All-The-Stuf

 

[impeeza]

Yo momma is so fat when she got on the scale it said, "I need your weight not your phone number".

 

[slaphappygamer]

Mama coming in HOT.

…….and old, that the Titanic ran into HER! She was just tryin’ to take a bath.