Tringo. They took what is basically a minigame from freebie Second Life and found a way to charge money for it. It's fun for the whole of 2 minutes you'll look at it.
Serious Sam Advance. It's hard to actually shoot ANYTHING at a distance. I couldn't beat level 1, because there's a room where they make you fight 2 werebulls in a confined space with the pistol.
Dark Arena. No music... controls are okay, but you get stripped of all weapons/ammo when you start a new level.
Doom and Doom II. Did we need these versions? Grainy, low-res Doom with simplified controls, butchered music, I can go on...
Sonic Battle... while it's not terrible, your oppponent has no visible health bar. The story goes on and on, coupled with being rather boring to begin with. You'll mash buttons to perform moves as they're literally no instruction given on how to do anything. Cream the Rabbit is a playable character for some unfathomable reason. Knuckles has the IQ of a melting stick of butter and we get to sit through Rouge the Unlikeable B**** whining about jewels for more than necessary. Actually, I just feel as if the writing staff for this game really hates all the characters and went out of their way to make them all insanely idiotic in their behavior.
Serious Sam Advance. It's hard to actually shoot ANYTHING at a distance. I couldn't beat level 1, because there's a room where they make you fight 2 werebulls in a confined space with the pistol.
Dark Arena. No music... controls are okay, but you get stripped of all weapons/ammo when you start a new level.
Doom and Doom II. Did we need these versions? Grainy, low-res Doom with simplified controls, butchered music, I can go on...
Sonic Battle... while it's not terrible, your oppponent has no visible health bar. The story goes on and on, coupled with being rather boring to begin with. You'll mash buttons to perform moves as they're literally no instruction given on how to do anything. Cream the Rabbit is a playable character for some unfathomable reason. Knuckles has the IQ of a melting stick of butter and we get to sit through Rouge the Unlikeable B**** whining about jewels for more than necessary. Actually, I just feel as if the writing staff for this game really hates all the characters and went out of their way to make them all insanely idiotic in their behavior.














