The Wiildo

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A Bluetooth-Communicating Dildo attachment for the Wiimote.

That's almost all you need to know, but we'll fill you in (*pun No.1*) anyway.

The Wii dildos are made by Mojowijo and "able to transform the varying motions of the control into appropriate vibration signals".


But don't worry - Nintendo hasn't lost its mind. The devices work with PCs - not the Wii itself - and allow two users to send good vibrations (*No.2*) to each other.

We don't want to get something as important as this wrong, so here's the blurb from the Mojowijo website:

"The device is attached to the accessory port on a Nintendo Wii Remote control. The control is then connected to a bluetooth enabled PC running Mojowijo software."

"Using Mojowijo's patent pending Motion2Vibration technology, the device is able to transform the varying motions of the control into appropriate vibration signals and send them to another selected device - in the same room or over the internet. (Wii gaming console NOT required)... Essentially turning your Wii Remotes into shared, remote controlled vibrators (aka Wii vibrator or Wiibrator!)"

Still not clear enough? Need a video? Here she is:


I was going to post about someone rendering Zelda in HD, then I saw this post. It took priority over everything. 153 likes by time of post, and you can test a beta version.

 

[Deleted member 67270]

I guess there's going to be a tons of Nintendo rule34 using wii remotes floating around now :| . Great going guys >_> .

 

[raybattousai]

Those actually are not the first devices like that to come out, there was another one that did the EXACT same thing a year or so ago. they were white though and the one was a circle not a claw thing

 

[Theraima]

Thats sick man...

 

[Rydian]

Now I can hump random legs and other objects from across the globe!

MY LIFE IS COMPLETE!

 

[Revolution [9]]

The Wiildo... you know: for kids.

 

[Silent Storm]

Rofl you gotta be kidding me. : |

 

[chrisrlink]

lol way to turn a child friendly console into an adult amusement park

 

[Gullwing]

Oh crap! What's next?

 

[Porygon-X]

Yes!

Watch the Wii sales go through the roof.

 

[BobTheJoeBob]

Yes!

Watch the Wii sales go through the roof.

You don't need a wii to use it.

I think this has already been posted.
I wonder who originally came up with the idea?

 

[Ritsuki]

wat

? Okay for the concept of a "web-dildo" but why with a Wiimote ?

 

[Slyakin]

I think I just vomited a little.

 

[monkat]

Neat idea, but for how much Wiimotes cost (and probably the software / accessories themselves...), you may as well just buy a regular vibrator.

 

[Canonbeat234]

We need a female's opinion on this one.

 

[megawalk]

i've seen odd things.. i've seen ghoulish things...
but not something as ghoulish and odd as this...
i wonder. if they sell this at... a sex shop 0_0

 

[monkat]

We need a female's opinion on this one.

Why? Do those remotes look stimulating to you?

It's a vibrator - an overly large one at that, which uses equipment that someone else might want to use.

Garbage.

 

[Szyslak]

I would imagine there is a market for being able to remotely control someone else's vibrator over the internet. I can see some potential there. His and Hers versions for long distance relationships, fetish sites, or just buzzing someone across town.

 

[Rydian]

His and Hers versions for long distance relationships, fetish sites, or just buzzing someone across town.

That's actually exactly what this is for.

 

[bnwchbammer]

Man, more shovelware for the Wii.
Haha, nah, this is quite the interesting concept though and I should now get one.
(I am, of course, kidding)...