The Press Conference

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Voice: ladies and gentlemen, the President of the United States of America

**I walk into the conference room and place my documents on the podium**

Thank you. -First off as many of you know I have been working hard on many issues today. One of these issues that I plan to, hit the ground running on, is the financial problems of the Backup Loader industry. In these recent months, do to the economic decline, there has been a decline in necessary funds for creating backups as well as buying necessary acessories to enjoy these backups. Today with my senior staff I would like to announce that we are almost done with finalizing our document. This document will clearly outline how the one million dollars will be used. a quarter of a million will be used as a "sign on bonus" for our esteemed hackers who will be working on the many homebrew infrastructure projects. The rest of the money will be evenly distributed amongst all the GBA Tempers to help you and your families in these troubling times. Now, being as we are the feds, this money will be taxed but don't worry my other economic plan will basically negate that. Now if anybody has any questions?...
 

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