The GBAtemp Patreon scandal exposed

[sexually_inactive]

I hacked GBAtemp and discovered the shocking truth of where your Patreon fees are going. I even uncovered private messages among the corrupt staff referring to their subscribers as "cash cows" and "dumb fucks". This is where your hard-earned money is really going:

- Boxed retro games
- Hair transplant surgery
- Designer clothes
- Prostitutes
- PUA courses
- Fermented cod liver oil
- Ginseng extract
- Runescape gold
- Forged tertiary degrees
- Japan holidays
- Discontinued vintage wines

 

[hippy dave]

I fully believed it up to this point

- PUA courses

Not even the staff are that stupid

 

[x65943]

Sir

Not only do I not make money off the site, I literally donate my time AND money

 

[hippy dave]

Sir

Not only do I not make money off the site, I literally donate my time AND money

Now who's the "dumb fuck"

 

[sexually_inactive]

Sir

Not only do I not make money off the site, I literally donate my time AND money

Last time we met you suddenly had hair growing on your temples again. You had several girls hanging out at your home drinking fine wine. Your living room is full of sealed and graded retro games. You continue to practise medicine using a forged degree. Where did you get all this money?

 

[DinohScene]

HAH, jokes on you, I spend my GBAtemp money funding human-cordyceps hybridisation technologies.

 

[hippy dave]

HAH, jokes on you, I spend my GBAtemp money funding human-cordyceps hybridisation technologies.

WHAT'S THE LATEST ON THE TEMPERATURE PROBLEM?

 

[DinohScene]

WHAT'S THE LATEST ON THE TEMPERATURE PROBLEM?

Stable (tm)

 

[AncientBoi]

WHAT !?! You mean none of it was spent on games?!

BLASPHEMY !!!

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[emigre]

Honestly, I'm disappointed we don't get nudes of Costello and Shaun.

 

[AncientBoi]

Honestly, I'm disappointed we don't get nudes of Costello and Shaun.

Yeah, I wanna see what that Lion's got.

 

[Flame]

*sweats*


Somebody release the Epstein files!

 

[AncientBoi]

*sweats*


Somebody release the Epstein files!

uhh, and @Flame 's