We should have a GBATemp anime. I came up with a plot (or I'm just pulling it out of nowhere)
The main character is the newbie. He just logged on and obviously wants a rank. He doesn't want the run of the mill rank, nope, he wants the most expensive rank in the entire universe. So he must collect the 4 mystical hacks to get the legendary rank. The locations of the hacks are
Fort A9lh: Margen67's grave
Edge of the fourm: Stickied Post
Saltmines: Noob Thread
Rom Valley: Banned thread
The main character is the newbie. He just logged on and obviously wants a rank. He doesn't want the run of the mill rank, nope, he wants the most expensive rank in the entire universe. So he must collect the 4 mystical hacks to get the legendary rank. The locations of the hacks are
Fort A9lh: Margen67's grave
Edge of the fourm: Stickied Post
Saltmines: Noob Thread
Rom Valley: Banned thread