The 'Corrupted Wish' Game

[2Hack]

Weegee must make his snake go tapeworming inside you for one last time. Weegee is uncomfortable when he feels threatened.

I wish I could go back to bed

 

[TotalInsanity4]

What the actual balls

Granted, but theres a monkey constantly throwing marshmallows at you

I wish that this persuasive essay I had was almost done

 

[2Hack]

Granted. But it's a horribly done paper and you would be better off burning it and starting anew.

I wish marshmallows tasted good in large quantities

 

[TotalInsanity4]

I'm gonna send you my finished paper when it's done just to spite you

Granted, but you now have a never-ending supply of marshmallows that you have to eat your way out of

I wish that a Nintendo Direct would come soon

 

[2Hack]

Nintendo Direct arrives soon™

I'll send you mine then. How long is your paper?

I wish it wasn't cold outside.

 

[TotalInsanity4]

Granted, but you live in Iowa, where it's +1.6*C, much colder than usual but warmer than you

K, sounds good. Mines in outline format, but still around 1 1/2 to 2 pages I believe

I wish that the weather would figure itself out. I don't even care if it snows again, as long as it sticks around for a while

 

[VinsCool]

But weather is so fucked up it lost itself in time.

I wish saltiness do not exists.

 

[2Hack]

Saltiness is abolished but we run out of salty comments to read.

I wish I could find some motivation.

 

[TotalInsanity4]

You suddenly find motivation (not gonna corrupt that one because you'll corrupt it yourself )

I wish I didn't have math class next

 

[2Hack]

Your school is attacked by a group of terrorists and that prevent fun, and make you copy the dictionary word for word.

I wish I had more money

 

[VinsCool]

But you don't need it.

I wish I could find a Jinn and he grants me 3 wishes.

 

[TotalInsanity4]

But you don't need it.

I wish I could find a Jinn and he grants me 3 wishes.

Granted, but you realize that his wishes are invalid because you're actually looking for a "Genie"

 

[VinsCool]

Granted, but you realize that his wishes are invalid because you're actually looking for a "Genie"

(Jinn and Genie is the same thing )

 

[TotalInsanity4]

(Jinn and Genie is the same thing )

But this Jinn doesn't grant wishes. He just sits there and laughs

 

[2Hack]

But you don't need it.

I wish I could find a Jinn and he grants me 3 wishes.

Your wishes are taken the wrong way, and you end up with the exact opposite.

I wish this bus ride was over >.>

 

[VinsCool]

Your wishes are taken the wrong way, and you end up with the exact opposite.

I wish this bus ride was over >.>

But you crashed on the hypetrain, and gateway did not release.

I wish I could see things.

 

[2Hack]

mr skeltal grants u X ray vision. You can only see skeletons.

I wish I could have good bones and calcium.

 

[VinsCool]

mr skeltal grants u X ray vision. You can only see skeletons.

I wish I could have good bones and calcium.

But you are intolerant to lactoserum

I wish I have completed this C class.

 

[2Hack]

But you got 25% out of 100%

I wish I didn't stop learning python. I wish I had dat motivation

 

[VinsCool]

But then realized C and Python are very similar.

I wish people williamcesar2 stops being an idiot.