The Church of Cthulu

[Deleted User]

Hello I recently converted to cthuluism join or u will burn thx by

 

[Deleted User]

How dare you! Our almighty creator Cthulu shall burn you for your insolence! Is his beauty not self evident in the world he's created? All hail Cthulu! Join the church of Cthulu Now, or BURN!!!

Here at the church of Cthulu, we strive to make the world a more Cthulu friendly place. Look at (INSERT TRADEGY HERE) . I guarantee you, if everyone believed in Cthulu, everything would be better! We even have heaven packages starting at 5.99! Call now to get your free consultation!

 

[Subtle Demise]

Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn

 

[Noctosphere]

I think I'll prefer the Church of Wololo...

 

[plasturion]

no dude, without no dobuts only Roman Catholic Church is real. No purgatory = fake.

 

[Noctosphere]

no dude, without no dobuts only Roman Catholic Church is real. No purgatory = fake.

According to Supernatural, the purgatory is the place where monsters go after death
Monsters include werewolf, vampire, shapeshifter and such...

 

[Subtle Demise]

The Ancients will rise again.

 

[NoNAND]

I have captured all of your followers and excecuted them the beast was slain as well.
Now its your turn.. by God's mercy you may have your last words

 

[Subtle Demise]

 

[plasturion]

Simply purgatory is also a purify process. You can't access to the clean place with your dirt atachments. Not because of some rule, but similarities.