The Butt Doctor is In

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Jan 27, 2013

The Butt Doctor is In by chavosaur at 12:20 AM (1,364 Views / 4 Likes) 23 replies

  1. chavosaur
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    Reporter chavosaur Austin Trujillo

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    Greetings, I am Dr. Chavosaur.
    You probably came in here today because you've experienced a severe case of assblasting/screaming out your as, or are curious to see the symptoms of possible assblastedness.
    But do not worry dear one. The doctor is in. Im here to give you tips on how to keep your butt clean, and prevent yourself from being fisted by the stinging words of our Extremely intelligent GBATempers.


    To prevent Butthurtness:
    • If you think your making an intelligent argument, there's a very large chance your actually screaming out of your rectum. These sound waves will then open your ass to the point where it can have further sound waves be blasted back inside from all the ridicule you will receive. How to treat this? I suggest leaving the temp for an extended amount of time, while regularly applying butt cream. How to prevent this? Never argue with anyone. ever. EVER.
    • If you think your posting something that's funny, there's already a 98% chance its not funny. If you go ahead and post it anyway, you face the possibility of assblasting. My prognosis? Dont post anything you think is funny, unless you get it screened by a professional first.
    • if you post threads clearly for the sake of attention, your ass is already dilated. Dilating your ass only opens the possibility for many punches and kicks to be thrown in before your able to apply ass cream. My suggestion is, dont post attention threads.
    Side effects of assblasting may include:
    • Whining/Extended arguing that can only further the assblasting.
    • Deliberate use of big words to seem more intelligent than the current situation portrays you.
    • Deflection of assblasting onto other members with childish remarks attached.
    • Usage of various 4chan meme's to make yourself seem funnier then the current situation portrays you as.

    My perscription for assblasting:
    • Get as far away from the temp as possible and never return.
    • ... thats basically it...
    The doctor is in, and is taking patients. Nurse will now call up first patient for serious buttcream perscription. Anyone seen whats his name? Seriously, I have no idea what his name is anymore...
     


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    Member Black-Ice Founder of the Church of Renamon

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    Oh Dr. Chavo
    I'm allergic to kids on the interwebs, how can i treat this pain?
     
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    Reporter chavosaur Austin Trujillo

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    My prognosis when dealing with children, is to spank them until their nerve endings constantly fire pain.
    Then they'll never be able to sit near a computer screen and post on forums.
     
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    Member Black-Ice Founder of the Church of Renamon

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    Recent studies suggest that both the tears and the crying of patients affected with the Butthurtedness Syndrome are not related to the subject matter of the argument - it's actually the tearing of the rectal tissue which causes immense physical as well as mental trauma.

    With this in mind, arguing on forums is entirely acceptable, however requires skill in order to avoid rectal dysfunction and in the long run, hemoroids.

    According to a study performed by MIT, Butthurtedness is caused by an underlying condition of Attemptonitis Durus, better known as Tryhardism - as a wise Jedi once said, "Do or do not - there is no try" - if the thought along the lines of "I'm going to try that whole debating thing" ever crossed your mind, you may be in the risk group of rectal blasting. If you experience the initial symptoms of Assblastus Minor, commonly known as Butthurtedness, please visit our local Butt Doctor. Failing to do so may result in developing Assblastus Major and full anal dysfunction - Forum-goers beware!
     
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  6. emigre

    Member emigre Has complex motives

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    Personally I think Chaos only became a butt doctor to shove his fingers up some ani.
     
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    Ani doesn't look very pleased.
     
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    I am a catboy who turned into a lucario, the fuck is up with that?
     
  9. Engert

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    Excuse me, i have a question.
    Is Butthurtness a real science kind of like psychology?

    Are you a fraud like Dr. Phil?

    Please let me know at engert@gbatemp.net

    Thanks.
     
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    I've noticed a strange symptom that coincides with assblasting - when members are assblasted, spaghetti spontaneously begins to leak out of their pants. Is there a cure for this debilitating, hilarious condition?
     
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    0/10 you're just butthurt.
     
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    You have to fork'em. In the butt.

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    Fork'em hard, until the sauce is drippin'.
     
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    Forking people? I didn't know you were so direct.

    So, Foxi... wanna spoon?

    Warning: Spoilers inside!
     
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    A butt doctor you say? I guess you've had your hand in that one.
     
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    Member Skixy Fight me.

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    Dr. Chavo's a mad jellystrated buttdoctor ;O;
     
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    I'm afraid I'm not interested in the romantic... but the therapeutic aspects of this therapy... hence forking. :creep:
     
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    Why choose only one when you can have both at the same time?


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    SPORKING.
     
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    That... that is a revolutionary approach! Truly you thrust medicine into the 21st century!
     
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    Butthurtness is a new science that came to prominence around the 21st century, where forums were infiltrated with immature children that get so mad, the scream out their butthole, only to look like more of an ass.

    As for being a fraud, I resent this. If I am a fraud, then Emigre is Black.

    Whats the point in curing something that has no negative effects on me? The only side effect Ive seen on others is prominent laughter and finger pointing.

    As for the sexual direction this thread has taken... I am pleased...
     
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    You still haven't answered my question :angry:
     

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