Greetings, I am Dr. Chavosaur.
You probably came in here today because you've experienced a severe case of assblasting/screaming out your as, or are curious to see the symptoms of possible assblastedness.
But do not worry dear one. The doctor is in. Im here to give you tips on how to keep your butt clean, and prevent yourself from being fisted by the stinging words of our Extremely intelligent GBATempers.
To prevent Butthurtness:
My perscription for assblasting:
You probably came in here today because you've experienced a severe case of assblasting/screaming out your as, or are curious to see the symptoms of possible assblastedness.
But do not worry dear one. The doctor is in. Im here to give you tips on how to keep your butt clean, and prevent yourself from being fisted by the stinging words of our Extremely intelligent GBATempers.
To prevent Butthurtness:
- If you think your making an intelligent argument, there's a very large chance your actually screaming out of your rectum. These sound waves will then open your ass to the point where it can have further sound waves be blasted back inside from all the ridicule you will receive. How to treat this? I suggest leaving the temp for an extended amount of time, while regularly applying butt cream. How to prevent this? Never argue with anyone. ever. EVER.
- If you think your posting something that's funny, there's already a 98% chance its not funny. If you go ahead and post it anyway, you face the possibility of assblasting. My prognosis? Dont post anything you think is funny, unless you get it screened by a professional first.
- if you post threads clearly for the sake of attention, your ass is already dilated. Dilating your ass only opens the possibility for many punches and kicks to be thrown in before your able to apply ass cream. My suggestion is, dont post attention threads.
- Whining/Extended arguing that can only further the assblasting.
- Deliberate use of big words to seem more intelligent than the current situation portrays you.
- Deflection of assblasting onto other members with childish remarks attached.
- Usage of various 4chan meme's to make yourself seem funnier then the current situation portrays you as.
My perscription for assblasting:
- Get as far away from the temp as possible and never return.
- ... thats basically it...