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Discussion in 'Switch - Games & Content' started by Bladexdsl, Jan 13, 2017.

  1. Bladexdsl
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    Bladexdsl ZOMG my posts...it's over 9000!!!

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    NO BS it's REAL :lol:
     
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    Heran Bago Where do puyo come from?

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    What
     
  3. WiiUBricker

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    Day-1 purchase.
    Warning: Spoilers inside!
     
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  4. Molina

    Molina My title? It's gone,... like the last fuck I gave.

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    For this, I'm going to preorder the switch, be right back. :rofl:
     
  5. Bladexdsl
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    Bladexdsl ZOMG my posts...it's over 9000!!!

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    now we know what the parental controls are for! :creep:
     
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    boomario Nothing to say here.

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    VinsCool Comfortably Numb

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    When will wanking simulator 2017 be released? This has to happen as well.
     
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    masturbating simulator
     
  9. Bladexdsl
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    Bladexdsl ZOMG my posts...it's over 9000!!!

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    just look at the gimmicky shit the switch has already. expect sw to be 100 times worse than the wii's :creep:
     
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    Well at least phones will take care of all the shovelware, so there is one issue less the Switch has over the Wii.
     
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    DinohScene Capture the Dino

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    Nintendo didn't lie when they said "we'll be having third party support".
    To bad they degraded to this.
     
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    Seems like a minigame worthy of the Wii Play or something. Like it or not, this type of thing has to be done sooner or later. It's not like they are selling this milking game as a single standalone game with nothing else bundled. Or are they? :P
     
  13. souler92

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    its just another gimmick friggin sucka game with alot of these "minigames"calle 1-2 switch. this is the lamest game ever, i mean... you see how much effort they took into visualizing the whole farmer thing, in fact u just have the controller in your hand, with a little screen next to you. and making weird movements no-one will understand when they are 10 ft. away from you
     
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  14. dogmarch

    dogmarch Potato Warrior - Anti Zombie

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    they basically bundled tech demos for the HD rumble tech into a game and sold it off as a full game.
     
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    You mean the same thing Sony did with VR demos? ;)
     
  16. Erikku

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    this. this is why I'm getting it, day-one