Super Mario Bros. Is Shit

[Veho]

Those eyebrows curve more than a used coat hanger.

 

[Rydian]

I'm scared to click the like button.

 

[DJPlace]

super mario bros 2 is the only mario game i have not played before 1 and 3. true story.

 

[ComeTurismO]

What do you expect? It was 1989.

 

[Lemmy Koopa]

It is, it's complete shit.

Mario's jumping is amazing, I'll give it that, but other than that, the game is a colossal fucking mess.

I guess the main thing is the actual gameplay. It's horrendous. The jumping feels like it was tacked on at the last second with it being horrible to change trajectory in midair.

Right now I'm stuck in World 5, all because of how bad it is. Getting through a castle is terrible, it takes WAAAAY too long and then it takes like 5 tries to kill the boss tutles, while they only take two hits to kill you. Using the fire flower is terrible as well because the way the game handles it, instead of run/shoot, it's one button. Which means you have infinite ammo, but you can't shoot without breaking a run, and the accuracy is bad since they bounce, and when you become small Mario, you can't shoot anymore until you collect TWO more powerups.

Now Super Mario Bros. 2 and 3 did it right and are actually fun, but my god, to people who are going to play the first Super Mario Bros., expect to die a lot or not have fun. Just play for the story, and never look back, it's that bad.

[/inb4coolblogbro]

Yeah, fuck that garbage, what a bad game compared to Halo 4.

 

[Gahars]

Halo 4.

The best of the Halos.

My favorite part was where it refused to run on my Xbox. It can weed out scrubs before they even start playing! 10/10 game design

 

[Rydian]

Yeah, fuck that garbage, what a bad game compared to Halo 4.

Hey man, Halo 4 has like, laser rifles and shit.

Did Mario ever use a laser rifle?

I don't think so.

Laser rifle > no laser rifle.

I mean seriously, which side would you rather be on in a fight?

The side with the laser rifle.

Fucking duh.