Stupid things people say

[osm70]

"Satan compels you to brush your teeth every morning." (Yelled by a guy in school, on the hallway.)

 

[BlastedGuy9905]

You... This guy.. Oof

What's the problem? *braces for impact*

 

[sarkwalvein]

What's the problem? *braces for impact*

Take here, use these {}

PS: Perhaps I should curb my shitposting... but it's fun.

 

[BlastedGuy9905]

Take here, use these {}

PS: Perhaps I should curb my shitposting... but it's fun.

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OH
>braces for impact
>braces
>jokes

 

[Gizametalman]

The stupidest thing I've ever, EVER heard people say is:
♪DESPACITO♪

 

[BlastedGuy9905]

from yesterday, on the freeshop discord. I want to believe he was a troll...

Spoiler: captures

congratulations to the people who answered him again and again without killing him

i just re-read it. i think my brain cells have turned into sd cards and put themselves inside the led os.

 

[osaka35]

A torrent file of a game, thinking that's the game...

oh, burn the actual torrent file? I usually people say "torrent file" in reference to a file downloaded via torrent, so I just assumed that's what they meant XD well that's another level of ignorant.

 

[BlastedGuy9905]

please

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[GerbilSoft]

This entire thread.

 

[BlastedGuy9905]

This entire thread.

I didn't see the name of the guy you mentioned, but then I read Minox's post:
"Locking this topic as this was indeed a ban evasion by 03bgood."

 

[Raibakuoh]

"Piracy damages the industry"

 

[VitaType]

I found this in a reply to some blog post here on gbatemp. I assume it's fake, but its to good to not add it here

 

[Ricken]

I play Roblox. Deal with it

Spoiler: So, what language is your exploit in?

(C is a friend, A is not A-Okay)
A: Ive made my own exploit and will win against you all
C: What's it called?
A: Mine
Me: Mhm. What language is it coded in?
A: English [Roblox is all Lua]
C: LOL, I expected something like HTML or C
Me: But you get all the extra features with the free English DLC modpack straight from the Diamond Sword blacksmith or something
A: I KNOW! It's the best. I have my own aimbot and everything!
Me: Please tell me you're joking...
A: No, I will hack your accounts unless you give me robux
C: Then hack our accounts for the robux?
A: I can't do that
C: Why?

A then proceeds to leave the server. Roblox is filled with cancer...

 

[BlastedGuy9905]

I play Roblox. Deal with it

Spoiler: So, what language is your exploit in?

(C is a friend, A is not A-Okay)
A: Ive made my own exploit and will win against you all
C: What's it called?
A: Mine
Me: Mhm. What language is it coded in?
A: English [Roblox is all Lua]
C: LOL, I expected something like HTML or C
Me: But you get all the extra features with the free English DLC modpack straight from the Diamond Sword blacksmith or something
A: I KNOW! It's the best. I have my own aimbot and everything!
Me: Please tell me you're joking...
A: No, I will hack your accounts unless you give me robux
C: Then hack our accounts for the robux?
A: I can't do that
C: Why?

A then proceeds to leave the server. Roblox is filled with cancer...

>I will hack you if you dont give me robux
>Then hack us for it
>I can't do that

 

[rg]

from yesterday, on the freeshop discord. I want to believe he was a troll...

Spoiler: captures

congratulations to the people who answered him again and again without killing him

I must say this Trainboy2019 dude is a VERY patient guy..

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Random dude at Beach in Portugal to another random dude while listening to some English kids speaking

A: Hey look how smart kids are these days
B: why?
A: They are so small and already speak English
B: We really should have studied more

(translated from Portuguese)

 

[Mr_Reaper]

"Let's make this a megathread of stupid things people say."

 

[Yepi69]

I've been told that Apple is the best company in the world because they made MacOS and that system is virus free.
I declare anything people say about Apple, stupid as fuck.

As far as your first post goes, that guy isn't far off, the Vita IS capable of PS2 emulation and Sony would rack quite some money if they ported some PS2 games to it.

 

[LaPingas]

I have a friend who first thought his Brawl disc will burn if he will have his Wii with SmashStack. I'm not kidding.

 

[BlastedGuy9905]

This doesn't count as a dumb thing a person said, but it's still dumb:

The forum requires me to spam up the forum with 10 posts before it will designate me as not being a spammer.
Until then I can't do much on the forum, other than make short, spammy posts.

Which is why I'm posting here now. Sorry for the spam!

Also, The Dumb Song is pretty dumb. Look it up.

holy shit i never thought of that, it IS pretty dumb

 

[TotalInsanity4]

This doesn't count as a dumb thing a person said, but it's still dumb:

The forum requires me to spam up the forum with 10 posts before it will designate me as not being a spammer.
Until then I can't do much on the forum, other than make short, spammy posts.

Which is why I'm posting here now. Sorry for the spam!

Also, The Dumb Song is pretty dumb. Look it up.

That's what the "Introductions" section is for