Stupid things girls complain about

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  1. john25usa
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    I was bored so I decided to make a thread of some of the stupid things girls complain about.

    The toilet seat MUST be down.

    feel free to post what you think are the stupidest things girls complain about below.

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    Please DO NOT post in this thread I started it as a joke, but it has become serious and I never intended or wanted it to become like that.

    I have also requested two days ago that this thread is to be deleted. If you are a moderator please DELETE THIS THREAD.
     


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    That is not stupid, that is clever. Seriously late at night when you desperatly need a poo and you're touching cloth the last thing you want is crap yourself while putting a seat down.

    All in all what may seem stupid to us, is actually clever. Apart from the "I don't think I'll enjoy it" excuse as they always enjoy it. [​IMG]
     
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    That's easy to fight back. Complain to her to keep the seat up when she's done.

    My mom gets irritated at everything. So I can't even begin to say specifics.
     
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    girls complain about the WAY shit is done, not the fact the exact F--king same thing is being accomplished in an easier way.

    And also cuz girls instinctively just sit on a toliet. Try sitting on a toilet with the seat up. Your butt falls almost into the bowl. girls don't like that--as a matter of fact, no one does.
     
  5. mthrnite

    Former Staff mthrnite So it goes.

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    Install a urinal.
    Problem solved!
     
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    How dumb are girls that they sit down with out looking
     
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    Guys will put the seat down when girls put the seat UP.
     
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    this isn't complaining, just stupid things they say.

    'Lawlz whos winning the cricket?' - impossible to tell early in test matches!

    football is on the tv 'lawlz who is playing' IT SAYS WHOS PLAYING UP THE TOP OF THE SCREEN AT ALL TIMES. 'lawlz who's winning?' THE SCORE IS ON THE TOP OF THE SCREEN AT ALL TIMES

    saying one thing and meaning another.

    circular logic

    asking them if they are ok "i'm fine' LIES THEY ARE ANYTHING BUT FINE, they are fucking pissed off at you, probably.

    'lawl i think that dudes hair is really nice' - translation, i think your hair looks shit.


    I love teh females but they can be strange at times. I guess we can be strange also though.
     
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    women are impossible to figure out
     
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    amen to that
     
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    Sometimes I wish men were asexual.

    I don't understand why particular women love talking about 'that time of the month' and exaggerating the pain. Oh god, shut the fuck up already. I know it's painful, why the fuck do you think I'm not talking to you this week?
     
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    Sexist thread is sexist. >_>
     
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    My ex used to always get mad when I talked to other random girls that she didn't like...
     
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    ty.

    in a forum full of dudes who have bad experiences with women
    this is what i hate most.
     
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    But seriously, the sight of an upright toilet seat offends me, even as someone with a penis. If you just urinated, odds are, you are not going to be the next one using the toilet to pee (assuming someone else lives at your house. If you live by yourself and a guest uses your bathroom and complains, bar them access to your bathroom and demand they leave the premises, or gtfo, if you will). Putting down the seat is not by any means hard and the sort of interaction required to determine the next user of the toilet is definitely not worth the effort... Unless... You know... You're into that sort of thing [​IMG]

    I am fairly surprised a "girls are icky" thread has come about with serious responses. lol chauvinism. (in case I wasn't clear, jay kay tinyt)
     
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    An old girlfriend of mine always used to complain when I did/didn't stick up for her in front of people. Whichever I did, she always got mad at me for not doing the other thing.

    If you know a girl for a while, and this might sounds REALLY sexist, but I found it to be pretty easy to figure her out and I pretty much always knew what to say. But I guess girls probably also feel that way about many guys.
     
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    They complain about everything. Well, at least my mom, anyways; I'm pretty sure not all girls complain about everything. I hope.

    However though, I've grown accustomed to my mom's constant complaints so I've learned to tone out her voice most of the time. What's worse is that she has high blood pressure so complaints come much more often than not.
     
  18. john25usa
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    lol i never intended a stupid thread like this to become so serious it was only ever supposed to be something to laugh at

    EDIT
    requesting for the thread to be deleted

    EDIT 2
    and by the way i think sexism is just plain stupid sure you can have the odd joke here and there but it shouldn't be serious like this thread turned out to be
     
  19. mthrnite

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    Ultimate Solution:
    (if you don't wanna install a urinal)

    Insist that everyone in the house puts both the ring AND the lid down.
    Looks nicer that way anyway.

    [​IMG]
     
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    Oh Man. that's sick! Are they swimming in the toilet water section!?
     
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