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Stabbed my hand. Got 7 Stitches.

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Just got home from the hospital. Was opening a Nerf Wii Gun thingie (found em for 6 bucks disco'd at Kmart!) cut the zip tie, and slammed my serrated pocket knife into my left hand (between my middle and pointer finger, just below the finger joint). Blood on my pants, the livingroom & kitchen floor and in the bathroom.

Hit a capillary (smaller version of an artery) so a band-aid wouldn't have helped. 7 stitches and one numb-as-fuck pointer finger (tough to type!) and we're finally back from the hospital.

Did i mention there's a blizzard going on right now? Thank God i have good parents that were able to pick up their "crippled" son and 9 month pregnant daughter-in-law to drive 20 miles in the heavy snow.

Sleep will be good tonight.

Pictures will be up at some point.
 
Destructobot said:
So much for Nerf toys being safe.
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ROFL! Somehow... the irony completely escaped me on that. Thank you
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stabbed my lecturer. got 7 years...

but anywho, on topic:
sucks that you stabbed yourself but at least now you get a new scar
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using a serrated pocket knife on a ziptie? haha. take them to court, say that there was no safety warning on the ziptie saying you shouldn't use serrated pocket knives.
 
feel sorry for you hope you get better soon
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I once got my pinky finger slammed in a door which somebody SLAMMED shut and it was a hard hit and my finger was numb and my nail fell off(the whole thing) and it ws the most blood i ever saw
 
Your blade usage rights have been revoked until further notice.

*gives WildWon a pair of Crayola scissors*

Here.
Use these for now.
(then you can give them to WildToo in a couple years)


But seriously, GAH! The only thing worse than being stabbed is being stabbed by yourself.
Knock that crap off!
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(I can't say much after chopping the back of my hand with a machete as a young fox. Blood Geyser!)
 
Ouch! I've done the same thing with a serrated steak knife - was using it to peel an orange, and went through my thumb. No stitches, my dad closed it with an asian medicine (powder, smelled awful although), I still can't feel anything in that thumb. Honestly!
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I subtly cut my finger playing around with my brother's knife once. I can't imagine stabbing myself; that must have sucked.

While on the subject of shit that hurts, I got hit by a small pick-up truck (blind spot, I swear
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) around the corner from my apartment. I screamed like those kids on Scarred. The ambulance guy was surprised that I was fully conscience with only a broken femur (no helmet or anything). I was on a bike. I couldn't walk for a month (doctor said I recovered faster than usual, but not being able to walk up stairs for a whole month fucking sucked). Also, I have a titanium rod, a hollowed bone, and two screws in my leg.
 
I cut myself with a safety box cutter in my stomach, and the funny thing is I am so fat I only oozed and it wasn't blood.
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Lol I ain't really that fat (275 lbs), and it wasn't that deep.
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The cutter actually slipped and the cutter cover didn't drop into place fast enough. No I have a 5 inch scar running across the right side of my stomach.
 

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