Spiders.

[JonnyPoots]

The beneficial spiders in your house, you never/almost never see. Anything large, on the move, and in your house has either knowingly or unknowingly broken the Truce and is subject to death. The Truce, of course, was created between the Terra (earth) native Man-kind and the pan dimensional spiders and is as such; Man will keep themselves in there homes, where the spider is to remain out of sight, while spider has the rest of the planet. Thereby all spiders you see in your home are, by all rights, already dead. This also means that you are a dick if you kill them for sport out in the wild. Palm sized spiders in your house must die. Remember: fear and hate lie parallel to one another, trade fear for aggression and let that spider feel your wrath - at least that's how i got over my arachnophobia.

PS: I'm in an area with at least four deadly/dangerous spiders, one of which has a necro-toxin (flesh eating) - errrrrr hobo-spiders must die.
PPS: Very surprised at the amount of "ASS" body spray users there are, after the spiders - you're next!

 

[Vulpes Abnocto]

Spoiler: Spiders. They get you when you're at you're most vulnerable.

If you view this, do not blame me for the changes in your daily habits.

 

[DarkShinigami]

spiders are creepy end of story. and thank vulpes now i have to look when i sit to take a shit(damn poranoia)

 

[Vulpes Abnocto]

So will I.
But if it keeps one person from getting bitten on the end of their dick, then my job here is done.

That's the sort of swelling you just don't want.

 

[Thesolcity]

 

[FAST6191]

I hope you two never see Lethal Weapon 2.

Anyhow toilet spiders are great- when I used to visit my dad I used to watch them fight when I was sitting upon the throne- once there was this little spider that made short work of others four times the size of it.