Rock Simulator 2014 Is in Development

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  1. anhminh
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    That right, after the success of Goat Simulator, they think it would be funny to make something like that so here we are, Rock Simulator 2014.

    Hope they let us play as Dwayne Johnson, if so, not thing can beat a rocking sensation of this game.

    @Souce
     
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  2. FAST6191

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    Come on pet rock simulator.
     
  3. Gahars

    Gahars Bakayaro Banzai

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    I can smell what the Rock is cooking, and it's a big pile of shit.

    Man, I can't wait Epic Maymay Simulator 2014, because evidently there's no stone this joke "simulator" fad won't leave unturned.
     
  4. McHaggis

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    Sounds exciting. No, wait, that other thing. Awful.
     
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  5. WiiCube_2013

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    Pewdiepie Simulator.

    It's gonna happen, who wants to bet money?
     
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    Bladexdsl ZOMG my posts...it's over 9000!!!

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    been a while since i used this....
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  7. Sakitoshi

    Sakitoshi everything is going according the plan...

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    this is just depressing.
    I though people couldn't be that stupid, but the statistics says the contrary.
    now if they do a turd simulator, it will be shittier than shit itself. :gun::shit::whip:
     
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  8. Ammako

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    This game rocks
     
  9. WiiCube_2013

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    This exist because morons think "lol so random this is awesome!1!11!".

    It's the kind of bullshit that the popular YouTubers play and their viewers eat up.
     
  10. Tom Bombadildo

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    I forgot
    Old news is old. Pretty sure we've had a thread on this as well.
     
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    Bladexdsl ZOMG my posts...it's over 9000!!!

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    will it allow you to be in between a hard place?
     
  12. chavosaur

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    I perfected goat simulator, I'll perfect this too, fuck you guys I'm gonna be the best rock.
     
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    I think it could at least be decent if they really make it a "rock enthusiast's dream," i.e. conglomeration of geology bullshit, maybe letting you metamorphose a piece of schist into some of that gniess, foliated mass.
     
  14. GameWinner

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    Just port it to Vita.
     
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  15. Taleweaver

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    Is this game stealing from the mountain simulator game or what? :P



    Anyone wanna guess what soundtrack this game will have?

    Warning: Spoilers inside!
     
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    This is a paid joke, they did a joke, and are asking funding for it... I just think that if there is people willing to throw away money just for joke, I beg you to do this for charity, not for first world geek guys...

    Of course, I'm assuming that this game will be as good as Desert Bus... but it they manage to make anything good out of this concept, I'll change my words...
     
  17. WiiCube_2013

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    Desert Bus actually had some realism to it as well as gameplay but this is just absolute bullshit.
     
  18. Chaosruler

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    p1ngpong's dream
    Oh my..... If it sells....
     
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    PC masterrace?
    More like PC Shovelwarerace...
     
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