[REVIEW] Kane and Lynch: Dead Men

[coolbho3000]

EXCLUSIVE OFFICIAL GBATEMP REVIEW OF KANE AND LYNCH: DEAD MEN
Platforms: X360, PS3
Publisher: Eidos
ESRB: M

Recently I play game called Kane and Lynch. They want me to review, and they give me bag of money. I just buy grog with the money, because after all I am a official GBATemp/CNET reviewer.

I buy grog with money and play game. Here is the review of game of Kane and Lynch.

Kane and Lynch is a very bad game. You play with two gangster and they shoot people and is not fun. Afterwards they have party and drink KIKKOMAN BRAND NATURALLY BREWED SOY SAUCE. The Kikkoman taste delicious I almost wish I am there with them, to enjoy the drink, and this is best part of game. But then shoot people again and is not fun. Eidos should just screw them selves. Is the most horrible game evar.

This is how much I hate game:

 

[TehLink]

Love the review! A+

 

[King Zargo]

This review is way to bias. The score is to high.

 

[n1x]

Because the game really sucks and gbatemp.net doesn't make anymore sense for me, I will give it a 3/10. Ok, now that I finally shared my feeling to all of you guys, my duty has been done. I'm prepared, Gamespot, you can now fire us....

Oh anyway: great review

 

[Artheido]

Great review!

PS: Love the irony x3

 

[coolbho3000]