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  1. pocchama1996
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    Warning: You are very likely to rage or simply laugh at the following.

    Now I'm atheist and dont really like religion in general. But I don't care if your religious that's your business. Now saying all that, THIS is just ridiculous.
    http://www.landoverbaptist.net/showthread.php?t=24063
    It's pretty old but reading through the thread is pretty funny and at the same time i want to punch the OP in the face.
     
  2. ShadowSoldier

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    You know, I never did understand Christians. They say Liquor is a product of the Devil and all that nonsense, but yet, they've been giving kids for hundreds of years, red wine saying "the blood of christ."

    So they're liquoring up the children so the Priests can touch them and they lie?! HERETICS!

    Anyways, I love Elder Scrolls. This guy is just a dick. Like one of those dicks who needs to be on South Park so Trey Parker and Matt Stone can make fun of them. And all the retarded people as well that are commenting, good lord. And then they say "call your local store and get this game banned"... I wonder how that went. Dicks.


    DICK!
     
  3. pocchama1996
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    This site is honestly hilarious.
    My earlier post on it already got an infraction.
     
  4. Veho

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    Troll'd by a known satire site. Hey, if you raged at that, I have a few articles at the Onion you could froth over. [​IMG]
     
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    He's just worried that if people are stupid enough to believe the fiction he spouts then they'll believe anything, even a video game that never once purports to be related to reality in any way.

    @Veho Ah, that would explain it although I've seen more stupid displays of Christian zeal.
     
  6. pocchama1996
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    Gotta admit. It sure did troll alot of people to be going on for like 40+pages.
     
  7. _Chaz_

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    Satire or not, I can see this site inspiring a lot of religious people into believing stupid things. It's amazing the weight the name "Christ" carries.
     
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    omg jesus christ, this are all things which are also available in real life (excepting the healing thing, would be great to be healed by prayer),
    real life is satanic itself,
    we should prevent all of our dear children to be dragged to hell right now by just keeping them from having a real life.
    amen
     
  9. Nujui

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    I really want to make account on there just to tell them off, but I'm not. All I' m going to say is...
    It's just a game!
     
  10. boktor666

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    Mixed feelings about this piece of ... worthless forum trash. No srsly, satire, fictional or not, carrying the name of a "religion", and then talk shit about something is actually a sin.. Thats right Oh dear leader of that site, satan is going to carry you to hell! [​IMG] (Or mabey Jigoku shoujo, depends on the situation)
     
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    Come back when you've got an argument for how Harry Potter is evil. I'd love to read one of those [​IMG]

    Just noticed the guy who posted next has an epic banned sign!
    We need something like that here [​IMG]
     
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    That article was awesome.

    Also don't knock the priests. There's a really nice old Father who lives in my town called Leo. He's pushing 90, but is still out every day, working in his metal shop and stuff. He's a neat guy. Grew up in cape Breton speaking Gaelic.
     
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    is he still speaking of elder scrolls oblivion?
     
  14. Forstride

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    Lol, I see people bring this site up in religious arguments all the time...But they don't realize it's a TROLL site. More fuckers making religion seem worse than people already think it is.
     
  15. Waflix

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    I started reading, and I really thought it was a joke. But I looked some more there, and I can't believe that there are still such people.
    Just let people think what they want.
    My teacher says (actually John Locke said) "Everyone was born free, and everyone should still be. But sometimes a little bit of your freedom should be taken away, because you block the freedom of others.".
    And that is just a very bad translation.
    Warning: Spoilers inside!
    I see, you are real gentleman.
     
  16. Sterling

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    Lol, I went to the site, and I saw the site name, and then, I stopped reading. Troll site, I would rather listen to the Onion than this.
     
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    hahahahahahahhaahah [​IMG] that is why we need to do a elder scrolls: Jesus Saga
     
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    :vomit:
     
  19. Sterling

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    That would be boring though. There would be a lot of praying, healing, no action. Hell, if you were to do that, then a better name would be Elder Scrolls 7: Savior. Do you see what I did there?
     
  20. Nujui

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    Troll site. That's all I have to say.