jdbye said:
I feel obligated to say something about Jdbye because, as the Talmud says, "Silence is akin to assent." To address this in a pedantic manner, in the rest of this letter, factual information will be prefaced as such and my own opinions will be clearly stated as opinions. For instance, it is a fact that I myself am entirely shocked and angered by Jdbye's deplorable, brainless improprieties. Such shameful conduct should never be repeated. I have often maintained that reasonable people can reasonably disagree. Unfortunately, when dealing with Jdbye and his functionaries, that claim assumes facts not in evidence. So let me claim instead that Jdbye's intimates' thinking is fenced in by many constraints. Their minds are not free because they dare not be.
Contrary to my personal preferences, I'm thinking about what's best for all of us. My conclusion is that what's best for all of us is for me to help you reflect and reexamine your views on Jdbye. If I were to compile a list of his forays into espionage, sabotage, and subversion, it would fill an entire page and perhaps even run over onto the following one. Such a list would surely make every sane person who has passed the age of six realize that Jdbye's forces mimic Jdbye's behavior to the last jot and tittle. We can therefore extrapolate that we need to rise to the challenge of thwarting Jdbye's jejune, conscienceless plans. Why? Because of what's at stake: literally everything. Jdbye has never satisfactorily proved his assertion that a richly evocative description of a problem automatically implies the correct solution to that problem. He has merely justified that assertion with the phrase, "Because I said so."
Although Jdbye's apple-polishers have been trained, organized, and motivated to lead to the destruction of the human race, if you can make any sense out Jdbye's heinous grievances then you must have gotten higher marks in school than I did. I pause to note that I have a dream, a mission, a set path that I would like to travel down. Specifically, my goal is to find the common ground that enables others to challenge the soft bigotry of low expectations. Of course, he has been known to say that the only way to expand one's mind is with drugs—or maybe even chocolate. That notion is so demonic, I hardly know where to begin refuting it. Some of the facts I'm about to present may seem shocking. This they certainly are. However, mere association tends to lend credence to Jdbye's lieutenants because people assume they can't be that bad if a respected person is associated with them. If, after hearing facts like that, you still believe that Jdbye has a duty to conceal the facts and lie to the rest of us, under oath if necessary, perjuring himself to help disseminate the True Faith of mysticism, then there is unequivocally no hope for you. I have one final message for you before ending this letter: Anti-democratic recidivism is merely a symptom of the disease called "Jdbye-ism".