Radioactive Force

[granville]

This one is a bit long:

Spoiler

A truck driver who had been delivering radioactive waste for the
local reactor begins to feel sick after a few years on the job. He
decided to seek compensation for his ailment.
Upon his arrival at the workers' compensation department, he is
interviewed by an assessor.

Assessor: I see you work with radio-active materials and wish
to claim compensation.
Trucker: Yeah, I feel really sick.
Assessor: Alright then, Does your employer take measures to
protect you from radiation poisoning?
Trucker: Yeah, he gives me a lead suit to wear on the job.
Assessor: And what about the cabin in which you drive?
Trucker: Oh yeah. That's lead lined, all lead lined.
Assessor: What about the waste itself? Where is that kept?
Trucker: Oh, the stuff is held in a lead container, all lead.
Assessor: Let me see if I get this straight. You wear a lead
suit, sit in a lead-lined cabin and the radio-active waste is kept
in a lead container.
Trucker: Yeah, that’s right. All lead.
Assessor: Then I can't see how you could claim against him for
radiation poisoning.
Trucker: I'm not. I claiming for lead poisoning.

 

[Toni Plutonij]

Those jokes made my day!! They are really good!! haha..

 

[Wabsta]

Brilliant!

Oh, I'm now undercover.
Because, I hide my radioactive demonic powers... in a halloween suit.

bwhuahahahahahaaaaaa *cough* haa....

 

[Mei-o]

Sooo, sticky tiem!?

 

[Raven Darkheart]

its time i finally join since i got my custom title

 

[Toni Plutonij]

Well...what to say, other than WELCOME.......

You want some special title, or should I just use this "R4 Flameboy" ?

I'll add you right away

 

[Diablo1123]

Okay, but this thread is dying, we need something to revive it.

Like
Frozen people on dragons attacking people with giant forks

 

[Raven Darkheart]

Well...what to say, other than WELCOME.......

You want some special title, or should I just use this "R4 Flameboy" ?

I'll add you right away

Radioative Flamer?

 

[Toni Plutonij]

Okay, but this thread is dying, we need something to revive it.

Like
Frozen people on dragons attacking people with giant forks
Haha, something like that would be good..

But I don't think that this thread is dying.....It really doesn't have to be that active, as it was in the beginning, but it's enough that people post something from time to time..

I'm still leading BAN wars!!

QUOTE(Raven Darkheart @ Oct 29 2008, 03:59 AM) Radioative Flamer?

DONE!!

Haha, enjoy it!!

OP HAS BEEN UPDATED WITH THE NEW MEMBER!!

 

[Wabsta]

I have a very very very evil plan, something, that only I, the radioactive demon, can do.
Who wants to know?

 

[Holaitsme]

I already know what it is.

 

[Nottulys]

I bet it involves alot of Thermometers...your sick sir.

 

[Wabsta]

Crap.

You people got me...


Well then, I'll think of another plan. And it will be good. It will be devilish.
Bwuahahahahahahahahahahahaaaaaaa

 

[p1ngpong]

Okay, but this thread is dying, we need something to revive it.

Like
Frozen people on dragons attacking people with giant forks

 

[granville]

New joke:

A plutonium atom and a hydrogen atom were good friends.
One day the plutonium atom looked very upset and the hydrogen atom asked him what was wrong.
Plutonium atom- "I lost all of my electrons!"
Hydrogen atom- "Are you sure?"
Plutonium atom- "I'm positive!"

Kudos to those who get this one!

 

[DarkRey]

lol, i got that.

mission report:
i have almost conquered the EOF section!!!

 

[Toni Plutonij]

Frozen people on dragons attacking people with giant forks

snip
Classic p1ngpong, pure classic!!

New joke:

A plutonium atom and a hydrogen atom were good friends.
One day the plutonium atom looked very upset and the hydrogen atom asked him what was wrong.
Plutonium atom- "I lost all of my electrons!"
Hydrogen atom- "Are you sure?"
Plutonium atom- "I'm positive!"

Kudos to those who get this one!

I must admit you're pretty much good with this jokes.....


QUOTE(DarkRey @ Oct 29 2008, 11:15 AM)

lol, i got that.

mission report:
i have almost conquered the EOF section!!!
snip

You sir, are a mighty warrior!
Just keep it up....
*salutes

 

[Densetsu]

Okay, but this thread is dying, we need something to revive it.

Like
Frozen people on dragons attacking people with giant forksimage removedIf pingp0ng could summon something that random, this thread will never die.

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Plutonium atom- "I'm positive!"

Kudos to those who get this one!

I got it

QUOTE(DarkRey @ Oct 29 2008, 02:15 AM)

lol, i got that.

mission report:
i have almost conquered the EOF section!!!

image removed

Hmmm...this agentgamma seems like a very powerful person if you couldn't get rid of him completely. In fact, "gamma" is a type of radiation. He's already radioactive! Maybe we could recruit him into our ranks...

 

[Rowan]

new beast kinda like p1ngpongs

radioactive pigeot and ninja plushies throwing smiley chillies at member of the public also sukamon is one of us.

 

[psycoblaster]

reason for edit: why do I care?