R.I.P. Sanity

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The flood of Trolls, foolish fools of foolishness, Pokenoobs, "Guys with spikes up their asses", and 8 year old Sausage Heads and AlanJohns have drove me to a breaking point. I have enveloped myself unto a world of dreams, where I will no longer associate with ANY. OF. YOU. My brain has become as rotten as the dead gerbils in Richard Gere's asshole, my heart has become broken as a shattered plane of shit coloured stained glass, my blood has boiled hotter than the feces known as lava from the center of the Earth, My rage knows less bounds than Micheal Richards at a comedy show, and it makes me so mad I want to create a puppy genocide.

I hope you're all happy. Only if you change your ways will the puppies be saved.

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Won't you save them?


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Furry =/= beastialitist.

But seriously, no furry discussions allowed on GBATemp, let's not turn this into one.
 
A puppy massacre means less dogs, I hope you keep to your word on this.

But, if you think the people in here are bad, check out the "Creation Scientists" on Youtube. You'll be wanting to massacre all the people on Earth. EDIT: Sorry, just discovered NephilimFree, I must be going insane myself, I can't tear myself away from the fool.
 
I have never seen an ugly puppy before I came into this thread, and now you have shown me two of them. I won't rescue them or save them. They're ugly dogs. I'll take them off your hands and put them out of their misery. Final offer.
 
i don't know if I should take you seriously...

According to my training as a taoist priest I should:
either plead with a stronger earthbound spirit to involve them self in the situation
or
perform some very long and ridiculous rites that should either appease you or piss you off enough that you leave and bug someone else....
since i don't like begging and this would be technically the first time i would get to do this rite for real...

Anyone here willing to sit and chant some weird chinese stuff for the next 5 to six hours?
while I do some even more interesting things with snails herbs and entrails... then meditate and then scream some things then some more interesting things that involve incense a duck and oh crap i forgot what that last thing was... uh darn...

basic gist of what I really am supposed to do...

Earthbound spirits only do bad things to the living when the living has done bad stuff to them...
So please tell me what did those poor puppies do to you?

If you are indeed really blaming the tempers... tell me why you don't just find a new more comfortable home?
 

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