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[exodia]

The Princess's Problem"

Once upon a time there lived a king.
The king had a beautiful daughter,
the princess.

But there was a problem.
Everything the princess touched would melt.
No matter what;
metal,
wood,
stone,
anything she touched would melt.
Because of this, men were afraid of her.
Nobody would dare marry her.
The king despaired.
What could he do to help his daughter?
He consulted his wizards and magicians.
One wizard told the king,
"If your daughter touches one thing
that does not melt in her hands,
she will be cured."

The king was overjoyed and came up with a plan.

The next day,
he held a competition.
Any man that could bring his daughter an
object that would not melt would marry her
and inherit the king's wealth.

Three young princes took up the challenge.

The first prince brought a sword of the finest steel.

But alas,
once the princess touched it,
it melted.
The prince went away sadly.

.........................................

The second prince brought diamonds.

He thought diamonds are the hardest substance
in the world and would not melt.
But alas,
once the princess touched them,
they melted.
He too was sent away disappointed.

.........................................

The third prince approached.
He told the princess,
"Put your hand in my pocket and feel what
is in there."
The princess did as she was told,
though she turned red.

She felt something hard.
She held it in her hand.

And it did not melt!!!

The king was overjoyed.
Everybody in the kingdom was overjoyed.
And the third prince married the princess
and they both lived happily ever after.

Question:





What was in the prince's pants?





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M&M's of course.
They melt in your mouth, not in your hand.

PS sorry bout the last post nohard feelings

 

[phuzzz]

Don't see any of the pics. Nice though.

 

[bajibbles]

lol... i never would have guessed M&M's! Brilliant!

 

[X-Gamer]

Good one, exodia. This should have been in the riddles section.

Man! That Final Fantasy Trilogy was hilarious even thought it's was weird.

The Demented Cartoon Movie is by far the funniest movie I saw on the net. My favorite character was the Ziggy H Bomb. For those of you who doesn't know what I'm talking about, watch that movie Tempest posted as the 'DCM' link. You won't regret it.

 

[phuzzz]

Yeah, the DCM is great, but it is long. Make sure you don't have anything to do for a while.

My favorite character was the Ziggy H Bomb.

Mine the Kamakazi Watermellon.

 

[Tempest Stormwin]

It's "Zeeky H. Bomb" and "Fooby, the Kamikaze Watermelon", but I agree. Fooby's my favorite, then Zeeky, then Boing Gloing (the guy with the umbrella).

*fanfare* Whee! *splat!*
Zeeky boogy doog! *nuke*
"Abida boingyboingyboingygoing."

My brother's favorite was their version of Juliet, and the two guys watching it.

Anyway, even if it's not funny, I suggest you all look up "Final Fighting Fantasy" by SplashKhat. It's a (nearly completed) series of Flash animations, about a world... well, it's hard to discribe. Let's just say he's amazing, and that some of them can be funny even if the tone is dark. (the third one, FFF:Gaiden, in particular. By far his best animation to date, great music, and a lot of shameless tributes to Ninja Gaiden while he's at it. DON'T START WITH IT, though. The first and fourth are the worst, but they get far better the later you go. Just be prepared to be hurt -- you'll know what I mean. For me it happened in FFF:Twilight and FFF:Airwings.)

-Tempest out.-

 

[exodia]

This one is garanteed to be

Funny

:

What these Celebrities babies would look like!

Andre Agassi and Steffi Graf

Michael Douglas and Catherine Zeta-Jones

Selma Hayek and Edward Norton

Holly and Sampras

Tea Leone and David Duchovny

If u can't see the pics then something is wrong with your pc or tty putting in the addresss

I am yours truely,
PrinceMac

 

[phuzzz]

From the same person that did Mario Blitz (A Mario Tribute from Tempest's first post on this thread), there's Final Fantasy 1 vs All Your Base.

EDIT: DOH! Tempest already put it. I really need to look before I post.

 

[X-Gamer]

Speaking of Final Fantasy, here are a couple of parodies from 8-bit Theatre. Not as crazy as the others but funny nevertheless.

8-bit Theatre Part 1
8-bit Theatre Part 2
The cut-scenes in the credits were hilarious.

Also, here's a small movie called WORK IT. Nothing funny but the music is cool. B)

 

[phuzzz]

Here are a couple Mega Man ones:

A Big Black Guy Named Bass: I'm not sure what the original audio is from, but it's still cool.
Mega Man Goes To Hell: A good flash movie, even better if you've seen the actual Futurama episode.

 

[X-Gamer]

I remember someone once posted the 'Perfect Kirby 2' movie in an old thread so here's the whole set:
Perfect Kirby 1.1
Perfect Kirby 1.2
Perfect Kirby 1.3
Perfect Kirby 2
Yep, all of these are about the pink wonder Kirby. The first two are a bit silly but the last two contains blood and violence. Be warned!

 

[T-hug]

You know last night on mIRC, I set myself to AFK, then watched about 50 of these animations, I'm gettin addicted to them, there so funny tee hee.


Big Black Guy Named Bass Is Funny As Hell.

 

[root02]

I'm going through the Secret of Mana animated theater right now. I saw the first few episodes, then I got the game. Having never played it before, I realized that the Animated Theater follows the same basic storyline as the game (but with much better dialog).
I also seem to be using the Theater as a sort of guide...

P.S. The games is Awesome, thanks to those who recommended it, and what were the names of the others?

 

[X-Gamer]

P.S. The games is Awesome, thanks to those who recommended it, and what were the names of the others?

The other Mana games? There's one on the GB called in the US as Final Fantasy Adventure which is a prequel to Secret of Mana. Then, there's the sequel on the SNES called Seiken Densetsu 3 (Secret of Mana 2) in japanese. There's a 100% english patch in rpgclassics.com, here's the page:http://www.rpgclassics.com/trans/snest/seikden3.shtml.
Both these games aren't really as good as Secret of Mana but they are enjoyable just the same.

 

[Tempest Stormwin]

Seiken Densetsu 3 was, IMHO, FAR better than the other Mana games. Even the first one, and Legends, didn't quite have the same pull for me. (I've also gone through it, quite literally, with every possible character combination. I mean "every possible final class", and since each of the three characters has four of those...).

Big Black Guy Named Bass is GREAT! I just really, really wish he hadn't used MM8's voice actress. That actress, aside from NOT fitting Mega Man at all, also mispronounced "Bass" (reading it as the fish instead of the musical term). Considering that line came from the introduction, when Mega Man's trying to convince Bass not to fight, I don't think it'd be wise to insult his name...

The 8BT adaptations are GREAT, even if I've seen them before. I really can't wait for #3. (The second really struck a chord with me -- I had just finished watching ReBoot's [musical!] finale, which follows the same tune as the last scene in the credits...

)

-Tempest out.-

 

[root02]

That's right, I remember the games being mentioned in the Seiken Densetsu/FF Adventure thread. Having only played the very beginning of FFA, I recall the gameplay being somewhat similar to what I'm seeing in SoM. But I like how it plays, even if it does seem a little odd... Cant wait for the Seiken Densetsu remake!

BTW.. About how long is each game?

 

[X-Gamer]

BTW.. About how long is each game?

The game Final Fantasy Adventure being on GB should be at least a few hours considering the time needed to build up your levels. Secret of Mana is much longer as it could take at least a few days. I don't know about Seiken Densetsu 3 since I haven't played it to the end yet but I figure it would take even longer.
Well, that what I think from the way I play the games.

I just finished viewing the Secret of Mana animated theater. The parody was just about perfect, the beginning were hilarious although the last few movies (before Gaia's navel) were kinda boring. I'll be waiting for more to come.

 

[Tempest Stormwin]

BTW.. About how long is each game?

SD3 is about 30 hours. You don't really need to max out everyone's levels, but since they get to their third class at level 38, and you'll want them to learn skills from those classes (you get one per level, and some people (like Hawk's or Angela's level 4 classes) have pretty much a full screen of them), so assume you'll have to hit around level 65 or so.

New Funniest Thing: The recent trend at Penny Arcade. CTS 4 LIFE!

-Tempest out.-

 

[Gaisuto]

http://onox.vze.com/pics/funny/owned.jpg

Made me fear Disney Land for ever.

 

[Blanka79]

funnay Pic

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