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What a woman wants?
Young King Arthur was surprised by the monarch of the neighboring
kingdom, while he hunted furtively in a forest. The King (neighboring)
could have killed it in the act, therefore such age the punishment for
who violated the laws of the property. However if it comoveu before
youth and the affection of Arthur and offered the freedom to it, since
that in the stated period of one year it brought the reply to a
difficult question.
The question was: What the women really want?
Similar question would leave perplex ever the wisest man in the world, and to Arthur it it seemed impossible to answer it. However answer that
better than the die, he that returned to its kingdom and started to interrogate the people.
The princess, the queen, the prostitutes, monges, the scholars, the
clown of the cut, in short, all, and nobody knew to give a convincing
reply. However all had advised it to consult the old witch, because she
would be only one to know the reply. The price would be high, since the old
witch was famous in all the kingdom for the excessive price charged
for its services.
The last day of the year,Arthur did not have anyway to answer to question,so he appealed the witch. It accepted to give a satisfactory
reply to it, with a condition: first he would have to accept her
price.She wanted to marry Gawain, the noblest knightof the round
table and also the best friend of King Arthur!
Arthur looked at it horrified: she was the uggliest woman ha ever saw, it had one alone tooth, it unfastened a stench that caused nauseas until to a
dog, made obsceno noises... He never saw a so disgusting
creature.He bacame ashamed to ask for a friend of all its life to assume this terrible load.
Not obstante, when inquiring itself about the considered pact, Gawain
affirmed that the life of its was not an extreme sacrifice in exchange
for his best friend. The witch, of infernal wisdom, said: "What the
women really want she is: to be sovereign of its proper lives "
All had known in the same instant that the witch had said a great
truth and that King Arthur would be saved. Thus it was. When
hearing the reply, the neighboring monarch returned the freedom to it.
However, what a sad weddings had been those... all the cut attended and
nobody was felt dissoluter, between the relief and the anguish, of that the proper Arthur. Gawain, however, showed gracious, gentile and respectful.
The old witch used of its worse habits, ate without using places setting, emitted noises and a bad one I smell amazing. The night of nuptials arrived. When Gawain, already repaired to go for the bed waited its wife, it it appeared as the prettiest and hottest woman
who a man could imagine!
Gawain was estupefat and it asked to it what it had happened. The young lady answered it with a sweet smile, that he had been gracious
with her, the half of the day if it would present with horrible aspect
and to another half with aspect of a pretty maiden. Then she asked to
him:
Which it would prefer for the day and which for the night? That was
a cruel questoin...
Gawain hurried himself in making calculations... It could have an
adorable young lady during the day to show its friends and the night in the
privacy of its room an ugly witch or, who knows, to have of day a
witch and a pretty young at the close moments of its conjugal life.
What would you have preferred?
What should him have chosen?
The choice that Gawain made is more below, however, before read it takes
your decision.
The Gawain nobleman answered that he would leave the choose for
her.
When hearing the reply she announced that would be a pretty young at
day and night, because he had respected her and let her be owner of
its life.
Moral of history: It does not matter if the woman is pretty or ugly,
in the deep of her soul, she is always a witch....
horrible translation!!!!!!!!!
Young King Arthur was surprised by the monarch of the neighboring
kingdom, while he hunted furtively in a forest. The King (neighboring)
could have killed it in the act, therefore such age the punishment for
who violated the laws of the property. However if it comoveu before
youth and the affection of Arthur and offered the freedom to it, since
that in the stated period of one year it brought the reply to a
difficult question.
The question was: What the women really want?
Similar question would leave perplex ever the wisest man in the world, and to Arthur it it seemed impossible to answer it. However answer that
better than the die, he that returned to its kingdom and started to interrogate the people.
The princess, the queen, the prostitutes, monges, the scholars, the
clown of the cut, in short, all, and nobody knew to give a convincing
reply. However all had advised it to consult the old witch, because she
would be only one to know the reply. The price would be high, since the old
witch was famous in all the kingdom for the excessive price charged
for its services.
The last day of the year,Arthur did not have anyway to answer to question,so he appealed the witch. It accepted to give a satisfactory
reply to it, with a condition: first he would have to accept her
price.She wanted to marry Gawain, the noblest knightof the round
table and also the best friend of King Arthur!
Arthur looked at it horrified: she was the uggliest woman ha ever saw, it had one alone tooth, it unfastened a stench that caused nauseas until to a
dog, made obsceno noises... He never saw a so disgusting
creature.He bacame ashamed to ask for a friend of all its life to assume this terrible load.
Not obstante, when inquiring itself about the considered pact, Gawain
affirmed that the life of its was not an extreme sacrifice in exchange
for his best friend. The witch, of infernal wisdom, said: "What the
women really want she is: to be sovereign of its proper lives "
All had known in the same instant that the witch had said a great
truth and that King Arthur would be saved. Thus it was. When
hearing the reply, the neighboring monarch returned the freedom to it.
However, what a sad weddings had been those... all the cut attended and
nobody was felt dissoluter, between the relief and the anguish, of that the proper Arthur. Gawain, however, showed gracious, gentile and respectful.
The old witch used of its worse habits, ate without using places setting, emitted noises and a bad one I smell amazing. The night of nuptials arrived. When Gawain, already repaired to go for the bed waited its wife, it it appeared as the prettiest and hottest woman
who a man could imagine!
Gawain was estupefat and it asked to it what it had happened. The young lady answered it with a sweet smile, that he had been gracious
with her, the half of the day if it would present with horrible aspect
and to another half with aspect of a pretty maiden. Then she asked to
him:
Which it would prefer for the day and which for the night? That was
a cruel questoin...
Gawain hurried himself in making calculations... It could have an
adorable young lady during the day to show its friends and the night in the
privacy of its room an ugly witch or, who knows, to have of day a
witch and a pretty young at the close moments of its conjugal life.
What would you have preferred?
What should him have chosen?
The choice that Gawain made is more below, however, before read it takes
your decision.
The Gawain nobleman answered that he would leave the choose for
her.
When hearing the reply she announced that would be a pretty young at
day and night, because he had respected her and let her be owner of
its life.
Moral of history: It does not matter if the woman is pretty or ugly,
in the deep of her soul, she is always a witch....
horrible translation!!!!!!!!!
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Rockman EXE Stuff: Some funny, some just plain wierd:
Side Effects of Soul Unions (an ablility megaman gets in MMBN4)
Flashman's True Identity
Thick As A Brick
The Games Navis Play:
Forte (Bass) Soul Hoax (A hoax of Rockman temporarily turning into Bass, you probably wont care but i posted it anyway)
Brutal Honesty (People who play BN will definitely get this!!!)
What Bass Wants, Bass Gets: (Featuring a dark navi called shademan from MMBN4)
Side Effects of Soul Unions (an ablility megaman gets in MMBN4)
Flashman's True Identity
Thick As A Brick
The Games Navis Play:
Forte (Bass) Soul Hoax (A hoax of Rockman temporarily turning into Bass, you probably wont care but i posted it anyway)
Brutal Honesty (People who play BN will definitely get this!!!)
What Bass Wants, Bass Gets: (Featuring a dark navi called shademan from MMBN4)
heh very nice ben
well u certainly know the insanity testhttp://www.funnyjunk.com/pages/insanity_test.htm
and what about the turret syndrome barbie haha http://www.albinoblacksheep.com/flash/t-barbie.php
well u certainly know the insanity testhttp://www.funnyjunk.com/pages/insanity_test.htm
and what about the turret syndrome barbie haha http://www.albinoblacksheep.com/flash/t-barbie.php
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I'm not sure if it's been mentioned yet, but go to newgrounds.com and on the front page it should have retard animal babies 7. You must watch all of them, but the best are 1, 3 and 4.
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That's funny, but I think one from the bad guy's perspective would be even funnier. Say for instance, all Liquid Snake wants to do is watch Barney and eat Cheetos.
Poor Snake.... At least I'm not that bad of a "god" to him
I would feel sorry for Mario though... I would save state in some place, die, load state... continuing this for 35 times until I pass it
I wonder what Mario would say...
"God is so cruel to me... I fell into a fatal pit, revive again and again only to find myself fall into the same pit
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I would feel sorry for Mario though... I would save state in some place, die, load state... continuing this for 35 times until I pass it
I wonder what Mario would say...
"God is so cruel to me... I fell into a fatal pit, revive again and again only to find myself fall into the same pit
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