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[GoodKupo]

F0r all u ff7 players, u gotta see thi
Click me

 

[CLu`]

A couple was golfing one day on a very, very exclusive golf course lined with million-dollar houses.

On the third tee, the husband said, "Honey, be very careful when you drive the ball. Don't knock out any windows. It'll cost us a fortune to fix."

The wife teed up and shanked it right through the window of the biggest house on the course.

The husband cringed and said, "I told you to watch out for the houses. All right, let's go up there, apologize, and see how much this is going to cost."

They walked up and knocked on the door. A voice said, "Come on in.
They opened the door and saw glass all over the floor and a broken bottle lying on its side in the foyer.

A man on the couch said, "Are you the people who broke my window?"

"Uh, yeah. Sorry about that," the husband replied.

"No, actually, I want to thank you. I'm a genie who was trapped for a thousand years inside that bottle. You've released me. I'm allowed to grant three wishes -- I'll give you each one wish, and I'll keep the last one for myself."

"Okay, great!" the husband said. "I want a million dollars a year for the rest of my life."

"No problem -- it's the least I could do. And you, what do you want?" the genie said, looking at the wife.

"I want a house in every country of the world," she said.

"Consider it done," the genie replied.

"And what's your wish, genie?", the husband said.

"Well, since I've been trapped in that bottle, I haven't had sex with a woman in a thousand years. My wish is to sleep with your wife."

The husband looked at the wife and said, "Well, we did get a lot of
money and all those houses, honey. I guess I don't care."

The genie took the wife upstairs and ravished her for two hours.

After it was over, the genie rolled over, looked at the wife, and said, "How old is your husband, anyway?"

"Thirty-five," she replied.

"And he still believes in genies? ... That's amazing."

 

[Inu268]

man i just checked some old topics and couldnt stop laughing
http://gbatemp.net/index.php?act=ST&f=7&t=4134&hl=
http://gbatemp.net/index.php?act=ST&f=7&t=4156
http://gbatemp.net/index.php?act=ST&f=7&t=4106&hl=
http://gbatemp.net/index.php?act=ST&f=7&t=4105&hl=
oh yeah these are all zex posts.....

 

[mynimal]

man i just checked some old topics and coldnt stop laughing
http://gbatemp.net/index.php?act=ST&f=7&t=4134&hl=
http://gbatemp.net/index.php?act=ST&f=7&t=4156
http://gbatemp.net/index.php?act=ST&f=7&t=4106&hl=
http://gbatemp.net/index.php?act=ST&f=7&t=4105&hl=
oh yeah these are all zex posts.....

Oh, my! You digged up one of my past posts! I'll give a cookie to whoever finds it.

EDIT: THis is in my exact time range...

I've seen three posts by me so far..

EDIT2: Nine posts by my past self. o_o *Officially lables this "Ahi Exposed"

 

[Inu268]

Z III!!!!!!!!!
i get it now where is my cookie?

 

[mynimal]

you were using another username?
Capt. McBlack
koentje3
Z III
Czar)Epoch
or maybe aaaaaa?

No, that's me, but not ME, if you know what I mean. That was my younger and stupid self....well...myself one year ago. o_o;; Z III.

 

[Inu268]

i know what you mean.....just look at my firsts(does this word exist?) posts(ok i was less childish than i am now

but i was stupid)
and do you still like pizza?

 

[Kyoji]

Fenler Films
Nuff' said.

 

[CLu`]

A lawyer and a blonde woman happen to be sitting next to each other on a long flight from L.A. to New York. The lawyer leans over to her and asks if she would like to play a fun game. The blonde is tired and just wants to take a nap, so she politely declines and rolls over to the window to catch a few winks. The lawyer persists, saying that the game is really easy and a lot of fun. He explains how the game works . . . "I ask you a question, and if you don't know the answer, you pay me, and vice-versa." Again, the blonde politely declines and tries to get some sleep. The lawyer figures that since his opponent is blonde so he will easily win the match, so he makes another offer. "Okay, how about this . . . If you don't know the answer you pay me only $5, but if I don't know the answer, I will pay you $500."

This catches the blonde's attention and, figuring that there will be no end to this torment unless she plays, she agrees to play the game. The lawyer asks the first question . . . "What's the distance from the earth to the moon?" The blonde doesn't say a word, reaches in to her purse, pulls out a five-dollar bill, and hands it to the lawyer.

Now, it's the blonde's turn. She asks the lawyer . . . "What goes up a hill with three legs, and comes down with four?"

The lawyer looks at her with a puzzled look. He takes out his laptop computer and searches all his references. He taps into the air-phone with his modem and searches the Net and even the Library of Congress. Frustrated he sends emails to all his co-workers and friends he knows. All to no avail. After over an hour of searching for the answer he finally gives up.
He wakes the blonde and hands her $500. The blonde politely takes the $500 and turns away to get back to sleep. The lawyer, who cannot imagine what the answer is, and is going nuts trying to figure it out, is more than a little frustrated! He wakes the blonde and asks . . . "Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and comes down with four?" The blonde reaches
into her purse, hands the lawyer $5, and goes back to sleep.

 

[T-hug]

http://dmiller.shackspace.com/GIJOE/GIJoeNavyBoat.swf


lmao @ Clu'

 

[mynimal]

i know what you mean.....just look at my firsts(does this word exist?) posts(ok i was less childish than i am nowÂ

but i was stupid)
and do you still like pizza?

Yes I like pizza, and yes you get a cookie. :3 *Tosses multiple flavored cookies into the air* Pick. Fast.

Liked the GI Joe one, by the way.

 

[Fortell]

HTF

Warning: may contain dying animals

 

[DSEmu4848]

For the second one, you're gonna have to download the file to your computer - be warned, the file is a little over 9 MBs (56ers), but its worth the wait!

1). http://www.freewebs.com/gamekoder/gollum.swf

2). http://www.freewebs.com/gamekoder/Matrix%2...IRC%20Spoof.mht


Edit: Hopefully the links work now, if they dont then copy paste em in ur address bar or right-click save target as..

 

[Leo111]

http://bacaninha.cidadeinternet.com.br/hom...adas/index.html

Warning: May contain nasty dark humor

 

[Puck The Joker]

This pic is for Tempest.

Tempest Baking

 

[Tempest Stormwin]

This pic is for Tempest.

Tempest Baking

I get that in my local paper and it's up on my corkboard-o-comics already (last Saturday). I'll scan a few of those when I get time to compete with that one.

For the record: Fox Trot is one of the best comics out there now, if not the best, since Bill Watterson (Calvin and Hobbes) retired. I have also been compared to Jason Fox before, but that was before I donned the façade of getting a life.

-Tempest out.-

 

[DSEmu4848]

Got another one...

The Real Hussein

 

[Koekie]

http://movies.flabber.nl/michael_jackson_face/

fear michael jackson.

 

[blue99]

thats not funny. Thats scary

 

[Koekie]

thats not funny. Thats scary

hey that's a thin line