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[Noctosphere]

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If they warn peoples not to do that... It means...
Something terrible happened

 

[Localhorst86]

a moment, what! why? WTF!!

You shouldn't freeze potatoes

 

[FAST6191]

If they warn peoples not to do that... It means...
Something terrible happened

Any A&E/ER/whatever place people go during emergencies will tell you about the things people stuff up their arses (a favourite I heard was expanding foam, it was really bad apparently and needed pretty major surgery as it adhered to things and burned).
This has the air of a trend or internet challenge. I am also not sure if there is something that makes this worse than other things -- I imagine uncooked potato could act as an irritant when it defrosts similar to handling them, and if they are unwashed (or the stupid American thing where they put dirt back on to make them).

Pictures thread but might as well do a video


Though generally the advice from doctors is if you insist on shoving something up your arse then make sure it has something to stop it going up any further (there is a functional reason a dildo might have balls on it) and seek medical attention if it goes wrong as trying to get it out yourself with tools and kitchen implements also has a nasty habit of instead grabbing hold of your lower intestines and other bits and at best cutting them and worst dragging them out and probably still with the thing stuck up there thus now requiring surgery rather than just a walk of shame.

 

[SylverReZ]

You shouldn't freeze potatoes

They are "a pain in the arse" to get out.

 

[impeeza]

They are "a pain in the arse" to get out.

They felt on it!

 

[Deleted member 344130]

OMG guys gals. Don't have an enama.

 

[JuanMena]

a moment, what! why? WTF!!

Don't ask me, brotha. @JuanBaNaNa might help you?

There you go:

 

[CoolMe]

 

[FAST6191]

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Amateur. You do it in registration before the lesson.

It continues into adult life as well -- here is me doing laser work, cleaning, packing, washing, walking dogs, filing my taxes (granted this is the UK so it takes 15 minutes even self employed) and some design work when I leave for a flight before too long.

 

[Veho]

 

[CoolMe]

Amateur. You do it in registration before the lesson.

Been there done that.

It continues into adult life as well -- here is me doing laser work, cleaning, packing, washing, walking dogs, filing my taxes (granted this is the UK so it takes 15 minutes even self employed) and some design work when I leave for a flight before too long.

Well, nobody except you Tom can get away with all that..

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Spoken like a true ADH.. Oh hey look, a bird!

 

[SylverReZ]

 

[CoolMe]

 

[Veho]

Spoken like a true ADH.. Oh hey look, a bird!

I wonder what kind of bird that is. Let me google it. Oh, the wiki page is pretty long. What does "riparian" mean?...

I NOW KNOW EVERYTHING ABOUT THE MATING RITUALS AND MIGRATION PATTERNS OF THE EXCLAMATORY PARADISE WHYDAH (YES IT'S A REAL BIRD LOOK IT UP)

"Okay but what about your homework?"

I... UM... FUCK, IT HAPPENED AGAIN

 

[aoikurayami]

Amateur. You do it in registration before the lesson.

It continues into adult life as well -- here is me doing laser work, cleaning, packing, washing, walking dogs, filing my taxes (granted this is the UK so it takes 15 minutes even self employed) and some design work when I leave for a flight before too long.

You and dogs ?
Huh.

EDIT:
Forgot the haha:

Spoiler: hihi

 

[Veho]

 

[CoolMe]

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Smooth boi.
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[SylverReZ]

 

[hippy dave]

 

[CoolMe]