I has teh long postzorz 2 gaiz!11.1.1 Skip ahead if you can't read. dun worry, it's in teh Impact!! jk
My pirating policies are the following:
-If it is a decent multilayer game or a game developed by Valve, purchase via Steam.
-If it is a decent single player game, purchase via GameStop or whatever as I like to share my games with my brothers, saves us moneez!
-If it is a game with bad reviews but appeals to me, find a demo. If there was no demo (which pisses me off because companies either don't make a demo, the demo sucks by lasting 5 minutes, or it is better than the full, legit game.) Pirate. If the demo was good and I enjoyed it, got feedback, etc., purchase it via whatever means.
-If it is crap game that is just the common shovelware, pirate if I'm bored, which usually doesn't happen.
Nowadays, games have really lost their touch. The only games That I have purchased recently (via Steam or other means) were Fallout 3, Far Cry 2, Need for Speed Most Wanted, Call of Duty 4: Modern Warfare, and Left 4 Dead (but that's because it had a Valve logo on it which means SERIUS BIZNUS!!!). I even pirated an indie game (which I plan on purchasing when I get money) called Braid. Braid was a fantastic puzzle/time-bending game that I have yet to beat. I simply love it. The sad part is that Braid is better than most of the trash titles that are published today *cough* EA *cough*.
Speaking of
coughing, they are one of the biggest video game cash cow companies around. They suddenly jump on the "Mac is a gaming platform too!
" bandwagon which consists of Mac users too arrogant to use a Windows OS or game publishers or developers looking to port junk for more moneez. Now looking at the Windows OS point, there are actual games whether it be from a flash site or the "Windows Ultimate Extras". Better yet, there are actual not crap companies (barely, which reverts back to the "rushing of the games of the shovel of the ware of the wha'chu talkin' abou', Willis?!" point.) such as Bethesda, Valve, Bungie (kinda pushing it), and more. Mac has a couple ports that look like junk on the "beautiful Mac" (wtf is that fagballs?!). The EA ports are mainly shovelware in themselves, but when it is not a shovelware game, it is just a cruddy one, especially after the porting process causes it to looking like the color palette was assembled from raccoon turd (RA3 Mac water details, hello?). /end mac mini-rant. /end EA mini-rant.
But yeah, I only pirate when I have to or feel like it... which is self-contradicting in a way. I like to purchase games with the boxes and manuals and junk because it is satisfying. I buy single player games because I share with my brothers (if you call that illegal distribution, suck my balls!). Lastly, I buy games because they are entertaining. I hate buying a PC game that you can't return only to find it sucked because a bias reviewer gave it a 8/10 and there wasn't a demo, but there
was some tweaked out footage of the best scenes from the game, only to find out that it was a bigger lie than the cake. What crap is that?! It is basically false advertising the way they do it. They stage it to look good, take all your money, then slap you in the face and tell you to go home.
Hitting the false advertisement point, IIRC, Madden release a commercial of one of their lame games that quickly hits the $5 bin at your local gas station that basically showed PS3 (or 360, I don't remember nor do I care) footage, scaled to the PSP to make up for the scrotum licking graphics. This was uncovered but the people who wanted the game didn't care, they either loved the game and were too stingy to return it or knew they could return it because it was NOT a PC game scam. Now I don't know of any PC games that screw their commercial hard enough to make Mario Wars look like Crysis but I bet there is that marketing business going on. You know, where they totally steal your money by releasing crappy balls and then topping it off with Douche Retainment Malware (DRM, lolz, cleverness). Well, I'm not going to point any fingers but frick, EA.
Now I'm not going to try to be bias but... Just forget I just said that... My hatred for EA comes from their DRM which is a reason for piracy (more of a newer excuse). My brother was obsessed with Mass Effect, which he had a good reason to be, it has a great plot, great graphics (minus the annoying lens flare), and to top it off, well the first two points covered it in a small proportional way, it was a quality game. It good over the neck shooter that banged an RPG who's baby was the gorgeous Mass Effect. He convinced me to buy it. Cool, but soon after I learned about the DRM for Mass Effect, nearly constant internet connection required to frikin play offline?! No way. Well
thankfully, EA
fixed that by removing the unlimited install limit to a 5 install limit that still required internet to activate (after that you're fine). I lucked out and they patched the activation before I bought so I just used one of my installs without minding, but not wanting to share. Now my hard drive died on me, cool...
EA was kind enough to release a "Deauthorization" tool for the other games that were punished by DRM. The thing is, it was about 2 years after the initial release. Now after reinstalling my game, I had only 3/5 installs left. They way I understood is that the No-CD patch (I love those dearly!!!!!) bypassed the online activation as well. Too late, it also had a lot of flaws such as crashing on the entrance to the galaxy map. After a dispute with the EA customer support demanding my activation limit be replenished to 4/5 to recover from my HD death, they said no can do. I used the leash removal tool/Deauthorizer on my Mass Effect which it then told me I had 5 installs available. WTF EA, can you tell me when you be semi-honest?!
But yeah, I have laundry to do, peace out!
Hurray Pirates!
Juggernaut911