
You wouldn't shoot a police officer, steal his helmet, and have a poo in it, would you?
Tragically, they don't even wear helmets any moreYou wouldn't shoot a police officer, steal his helmet, and have a poo in it, would you?
Mindy Kaling had a funny response to this in her early stand-up, something like, "Well, yes, I would... if stealing a car was as easy as touching it, and then a few minutes later it was MY car... and the owner of the car got to keep their car... and then I could give copies of the car to all my friends... yeah, absolutely I'd steal a car."You wouldn't steal a car.


Inb4 @hippy dave makes this political

You're so right, @Margen67 should be president.Inb4 @hippy dave makes this political

If you DM @AlanJohn he'll tell you where to get the free games.FUCK TEH COMPANY I WANT FREE GAMES FROM.
Sure, if you can put up with all the dick picsIf you DM @AlanJohn he'll tell you where to get the free games.

Testing this theorySure, if you can put up with all the dick pics
AND WHOSE DICKS EVEN ARE THEY AND WHY DOES HE HAVE SO MANY?!
Don't blame me when you get what you asked forTesting this theory View attachment 600352

As if I haven't seen anything like that in PMs before.Don't blame me when you get what you asked for

