Nintendo be like

[H1B1Esquire]

Feel free to put your Nintendo nuggets here.



Nintendo be like, "Wii U isn't getting replaced....We can have a third-pillar....We will continue to support the 3DS..."

 

[grey72]

To be fair, they just put out a few more Nintendo classics edition games for 3ds, so it's juuuust hanging on even in 2019

 

[H1B1Esquire]

So, Nintendo be like:

juuuust hanging on even in 2019

 

[grey72]

Ninty disowned the Wii u so hard they never wanna make home consoles again /s

 

[H1B1Esquire]

Nintendo be like:

they never wanna make home consoles again

So they plan on releasing two consoles they released over a decade ago.

 

[grey72]

Nintendo be like:



So they plan on releasing two consoles they released over a decade ago.

???

 

[H1B1Esquire]

??

....because they don't want to make a new console, they plan on releasing mini versions of shit they already made.

 

[Noctosphere]

Honnestly, i wonder what nintendo will look like on gen 10
Ofc, if we consider nsw as gen 9


I hope something like the former rumor
It was called Fusion Project
There was the Fusion ds, a portable console
And Fusion terminal, a home console

Games are sometime available for one console and offer extra content if you have the other

Honnestly, it would be very nice IMO

 

[Megadriver94]

Nintendo's Kozumi be like

NOOOOOO! MY ROMS! DEATH TO LOVEROMS! PLUNDER EMUPARADISE! $$$

 

[H1B1Esquire]

what nintendo will look like on gen 10

Nintendo be like:
We wonder what Nocto will look like around 10PM...but that DS-thing got them ready to ban all DS units that could be codenamed "Nancy".

Nintendo's Kozumi be like

NOOOOOO! MY ROMS! DEATH TO LOVEROMS! PLUNDER EMUPARADISE! Rape KewlRom! Fart in the general direction of those isosites! Pee on any fan games! $$$

FTFY.

 

[Noctosphere]

Nintendo be like:
We wonder what Nocto will look like around 10PM...but that DS-thing got them ready to ban all DS units that could be codenamed "Nancy".

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FTFY.

Nintendo be like "EW WHITE THEME"

 

[H1B1Esquire]

Nintendo be like "EW

Nintendo be like:
"We only have two themes, unless you get creative, but we don't want you getting creative on our consoles."

 

[the_randomizer]

To be fair, they just put out a few more Nintendo classics edition games for 3ds, so it's juuuust hanging on even in 2019

3DS is on life support in the ICU, enough is enough.

The Switch is everything Wii U should've been and then some.

 

[Deleted User]

Nintendo was going to support the 3DS for as long as it made them money. Recent sales on 3DS games indicates it’s time to put the system to rest.

 

[H1B1Esquire]

Nintendo be like:

"Recent sales on 3DS games indicates it’s time to put the system to rest."

FTFY.

But yeah, that sleek clam really is EoL; I feel 3DS can make it to 2020 with the announcement of one surprise game that's been in development for the last two years.

So, Nintendo be like:
"We got one reason to buy a 3DS to play this game...but you gotta wait a bit."

 

[grey72]

That game obviously being persona q2

 

[H1B1Esquire]

being person

No, I meant in 2020; PQ2 won't be released, ever.

------
I recently learned just how bad "Common Core" is and also realized that some of you may be so heavily fucked that you can't read things and figure them out on your own, so:

1. This is a joke.
2. I made a previous reference to 2020 being the year _____ game is delivered.
3. I used " ; " to separate the sentence, but linked the two ideas together because that's the style of writing I've adopted; pull up.
4. The joke flourishes past a "truthful foundation" (stemming from, "There's a truth in every joke...") after "2020;", with mentions of PQ2, into "The level of absurdity has been breached.".
5. I added an emoji to stress the point of this being a joke for those who may not have the ability to decipher the secret codes of humor.

While the above isn't intended for you, grey72, I do my best to cover the ground.....if you know what I mean.

 

[CeeDee]

Nintendo be like "Actual new features on Switch's OS? Hah! People'd hack them!" then proceed to make every update an anti-homebrew patch.

 

[the_randomizer]

Feel free to put your Nintendo nuggets here.



Nintendo be like, "Wii U isn't getting replaced....We can have a third-pillar....We will continue to support the 3DS..."

In all fairness, would you rather they ignore the Switch and focus on 3DS ad infinitum like they did when the Wii U was out?

But to add to the thread "we're going to shut down all major ROM sites and continue to provide shitty NES games to the Online service that you can't even keep permanently lol"

 

[H1B1Esquire]

Nintendo be like:

ignore the Switch and focus on 3DS

so we can re-re-release NES games we put on 3DS to put on Switch

Online service that you can't even keep permanently

I'd rather a Super 3DS/3DS Player so they could mine a few more gems before our lil' buddy gets buried.

Deep in my heart, I'd like it if Nintendo let teams work on projects Nintendo doesn't have time for...like that Mother 3 translation or games that died on other systems. We live in the Digital Age, so cart production costs, paying retailers, shipping, etc,: non-existent. Hell, they could re-make some of those wonders from GBC/GBA/DS--look at TWEWY.

Not saying the game(s) wouldn't be welcome on Switch, but these (franchises that died and have a chance at revival) are the kind of games that would get the re-imagining.