Nintendo 3DS Thwarts a Cheating Husband

[Devin]

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So today is the seventh day the Nintendo 3DS has been on the market in North America. It featured a bevy of launch titles, glasses-free 3D, and now can apparently catch a cheating spouse.

A Los Angeles area woman named Karen had suspected her husband of infidelity for a while, but he would erase text conversations and generally cover his tracks. She didn't want to hire a private investigator or install cameras, so she decided to employ the Nintendo 3DS.

Her husband had purchased one on launch day, but the receipt was for over $500, roughly the cost of two 3DS consoles. Assuming the second 3DS was for the mistress, she took matters into her own hands.

“I read online that the 3DS was going to have this Street Pass function, and it would allow your system to hook up to another person’s system. So I secretly bought one.”

She placed her 3DS in the closet for a few days, “I came home from work yesterday and saw nothing, but on April 1st, my 3DS’ Street Pass was lit up and saw the bitch’s Mii on it.”

How about that? It does glasses-free 3D AND busts cheating husbands! Next for the Nintendo 3DS: colonizing Mars and curing cancer. Come on, 3DS, you can do it!

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[raulpica]

Well done

I love Nintendo and how those funny stories really happen

 

[purechaos996]

This is a win. Go Nintendo!

 

[Guild McCommunist]

Honestly I would've just kept the $250, took the day off from work, and stormed in when his mistress was there. Seems simple enough.

EDIT: Also, who brings their 3DS over to their sex buddy's house when you're helping him cheat on his wife?

 

[Devin]

Honestly I would've just kept the $250, took the day off from work, and stormed in when his mistress was there. Seems simple enough.

Now, where's the fun in that?

 

[Fishaman P]

That was actually really smart. I never would have thought of that.

I just wonder what she did about it.

 

[Lushay]

The best thing about this is the fact he was cheating on her with some woman while they were playing the 3DS. Taking 3D sex pictures i bet.

 

[basher11]

this is hilarious.

 

[linuxGuru]

That is so awesome!

 

[trumpet-205]

No need to hire PI now, just use 3DS.

 

[Deleted User]

Though this being cool, that husband and his mistress were the most stupid people in the world. Cheating on your wife to play the 3DS with your new girl in your own HOUSE? Really?

 

[Stephapanda]

This is extremely stupid, yet somehow amusing.

 

[gamefreak94]

Though this being cool, that husband and his mistress were the most stupid people in the world. Cheating on your wife to play the 3DS with your new girl in your own HOUSE? Really?

Well maybe she has work duh?
And i think her husband had the Mii downloaded on his 3DS which then downloaded to hers, well that's my guess

 

[The Catboy]

I bet now 007 would be interested in knowing this kinda information.

 

[Warrior522]

OHGODITHURTS... XD

 

[twiztidsinz]

Turns out the girl was 5 and she was part of a Little Sister/Big Brother Program.

 

[Devin]

Though this being cool, that husband and his mistress were the most stupid people in the world. Cheating on your wife to play the 3DS with your new girl in your own HOUSE? Really?

Well maybe she has work duh?
And i think her husband had the Mii downloaded on his 3DS which then downloaded to hers, well that's my guess

Nah. He bought a 3DS for his mistress, as well as one for himself. His wife was suspicious so she bought one, and activated StreetPass. She then put her 3DS in their closet, and left. Then the husband, and her mistress came into the room. The mistress's 3DS sent her Mii to the wive's 3DS. Ending in him being caught. XD

 

[Keeley]

She placed her 3DS in the closet for a few days, “I came home from work yesterday and saw nothing, but on April 1st, my 3DS’ Street Pass was lit up and saw the bitch’s Mii on it.”

Is this a coincidence or just my paranoia?

 

[Devin]

Sir, I appreciate your curiosity to whether or not this article is legit, but please refrain from quoting the long first post. At least shorten it so that the page does stretch. Thanks.

 

[DeadLocked]

And i think her husband had the Mii downloaded on his 3DS which then downloaded to hers, well that's my guess

They don't do that.

Cool story, seems too perfect to be true. If you go to someone's house to..well do it, why would you take your 3DS? Especially being that age.

AH april 1st, I call bullshit. Didn't see it but now I KNOW it's too good to be true.