New Switch update version 8.0.1 available

Discussion in 'GBAtemp & Scene News' started by Chary, Apr 24, 2019.

  1. zxr750j

    zxr750j GBAtemp Regular

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    Uuuuu
    The switch started out as bipolar, but now it's sooo stable! They even considered to stop giving it lithium...
     
  2. Bladexdsl

    Bladexdsl ZOMG my posts...it's over 9000!!!

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    I feel so stable today
     
  3. Reecey

    Reecey Mario 64 (favorite game of all time)

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    At Home :)
    The problem is the new update didn’t break anything.
     
  4. Arras

    Arras GBAtemp Guru

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    Regular crash, 8.0 apparently made the game unplayable.
     
  5. kuwanger

    kuwanger GBAtemp Advanced Maniac

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    Clearly only those two children would survive. Remember: if you love your kids, buy a Switch.
     
  6. trigao

    trigao Ninten

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    gibe moar stability
     
  7. BaamAlex

    BaamAlex (*(vu64 *)0x1FF81100)

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    So much stablilty...my switch can now survive a thermonuclear attack :D
     
  8. toxic9

    toxic9 GBAtemp Advanced Fan

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    I need 8.0.2.. I don't care about new features. I just need stability.. oh please..
     
  9. Elliander

    Elliander GBAtemp Advanced Fan

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    My Switches are so unstable on 6.2 that my local Walmart spontaneously spawned a whole stockpile of original unpatched Switches overnight, each with SEQUENTIAL serial numbers, so I had to buy another to let the instability grow. I'm thinking of a 4th.

    Now I just gotta wait until a safe update window to get all of them onto the same OFW so the modded and unmodded consoles can play together nicely in relative instability.
     
  10. blahblah

    blahblah GBAtemp Maniac

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    Stability jokes should equal a beheading. We’ve all heard them before. Let’s just not.
     
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  11. tech3475

    tech3475 GBAtemp Advanced Maniac

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    You sound unstable.
     
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  12. magico29

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    fuck Nintendo,you cant beat us.
     
  13. chrisrlink

    chrisrlink Intel Pentium III Hamster inside

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    what they break now? Dejavu was destroyed last update what else can they do? unless they can magicly patch rcm exploit on exploitable units (which they can't) theres nothing known to patch
     
  14. comput3rus3r

    comput3rus3r GBAtemp Psycho!

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    I agree that stability jokes are cringe at this point but your "beheading" comment just shows that you need a stability update.
     
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  15. BaamAlex

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    Nothing

    The only thing what they can patch are software based exploits like nereba i think.

    — Posts automatically merged - Please don't double post! —

    Or whatever for exploits are coming in the future.
     
  16. djnate27

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    I thought we were supposed to taste the game cartridges...not the updates.
     
  17. Bladexdsl

    Bladexdsl ZOMG my posts...it's over 9000!!!

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    if we wanna joke than we will JOKE and you will sit there brent and like it!
     
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  18. Kelly525

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    upload_2019-4-24_9-11-58.
     
  19. Sonic Angel Knight

    Sonic Angel Knight GBAtemp Legend

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    Not if you want your tongue paralyzed and unable to taste things. :blink:

    That's something only the switch can eat, stabilized game carts with extra stability from nintendo servers. :creep:
     
  20. gnmmarechal

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    Dude.... You should know that the cartridges contain the updates, that's why they taste like they do... Smh
     
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