MPRTwice: a parody

[AncientBoi]

Fap or eat fish? God looks down on that for some reason.

Well.. There goes dinner for me tonight . I was actually gonna make a fish sammie for din-din, but alas...

 

[SylverReZ]

Only if you order one making you ghey.

Pizza is gay if you order it with extra sausage.

 

[K3Nv4]

Pizza is gay if you order it with extra sausage.

Cletus, you order everything with extra sausage.

 

[SylverReZ]

Cletus, you order everything with extra sausage.

BigOnYa dropped off some hot wang when he dropped by, he wanted to make you something special.

 

[K3Nv4]

BigOnYa dropped off some hot wang when he dropped by, he wanted to make you something special.

This isn't about me it's about you.

 

[AncientBoi]

Pizza is gay if you order it with extra sausage.

Good one.


[promptly orders] [tap tap tap tap-tap] [ENTER]

 

[SylverReZ]

This isn't about me it's about you.

Pfft.. just say you have a crush.

 

[K3Nv4]

Pfft.. just say you have a crush.

You have a crush on everything that's gay? Okay.

 

[SylverReZ]

You have a crush on e erything that's gay? Okay.

Including yourself?

 

[K3Nv4]

Including yourself?

No thanks I'm not interested.

 

[x65943]

No thanks I'm not interested.

The lie detector determined

That was a lie

 

[K3Nv4]

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The lie detector determined

That was a lie

If you are interested feel free.

 

[x65943]

And as a lover and follower of our Lord Jesus Christ, I am obligated to not "hit it"

 

[K3Nv4]

And as a lover and follower of our Lord Jesus Christ, I am obligated to not "hit it"

I am now religious

 

[hippy dave]

 

[hippy dave]

 

[hippy dave]

 

[x65943]

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MPRTwice could probably unironically get hired by this admin

 

[AncientBoi]

MPRTwice could probably unironically get hired by this admin

Nawww, Who would've thought.

Is sepsis a transferable disease?

 

[hippy dave]

Nawww, Who would've thought.

Is sepsis a transferable disease?

Only if you snort cocaine off the same toilet seat as RFK Jr