'Moon' press release will make you say 'wtf?'

[War]

"Check out this bit of PR that just dropped into my inbox…

Please note that tonight, Friday, December 12, 2008 the moon will closer to the Earth than it has been on any other night this year. Normally orbiting Earth from a distance of 238,855 miles, the full moon looming overhead tonight will be 17,295 miles closer, only 221,560 miles away.

All E.T.E.O. and emergency service personnel are to remain on full alert. Please report any of the following observed instances and behaviors:

- Random acts of violene and/or crime
- Any instance of freakish or outlandish human behavior
- Missing individuals
- Unidentified lifeforms or spacecraft

I don’t know if I should be scared, but I am!"

Source

 

[skyman113]

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[Ferrariman]

- Any instance of freakish or outlandish human behavior

OH SHIT! Quick! Get lesdrian!

 

[alex]

Hell yeah!

If we all die though, can I have someone's CycloDS? :/

 

[GameSoul]

Hell yeah!

If we all die though, can I have someone's CycloDS? :/

I'm sure people will be playing thier CycloDs for there last moments on Earth. I however will be doing everything on my list to do Before I Die

 

[agentgamma]

Hell yeah!

If we all die though, can I have someone's CycloDS? :/

No you can't!
Go sit in the naughty corner for saying something that ridiculous!

 

[Pizzaroo]

would a flying snorlax be considered a "Unidentified lifeforms or spacecraft"?

 

[lolzed]

w8,in the Philippines(here)it's already 13th,so does that mean we're safe,it happened yesterday,or it's gonna happen tonight?and no!Flying Snorlax-es are seen everyday,in my head,at least

 

[hellohey]

w8,in the Philippines(here)it's already 13th,so does that mean we're safe,it happened yesterday,or it's gonna happen tonight?and no!Flying Snorlax-es are seen everyday,in my head,at least

kamusta... -.-

anyways something happened to me..
my dad got chest pain as in the hospital....
related to moon..?
maybe...

 

[Gore]

I thought this was about the FPS

 

[Holaitsme]

Where all fucked and doomed for hell!

 

[Hadrian]

- Any instance of freakish or outlandish human behavior

OH SHIT! Quick! Get lesdrian!

That does explain quite a lot.

 

[kashin]

...My..MY ARM ... IT'S MUTATING ... What's this... it's..it's... OH MY GOD, I'M A WERESHIN, PLAY ME ON THE WII AND I'LL BE SURE TO RUIN YOUR DAY, ARGH IM A FREAK!

 

[Dwight]

Hell yeah!

If we all die though, can I have someone's CycloDS? :/

Hell no. If I go down, I'm taking my Cyclo with me.

 

[Wabsta]

I was thinking about the FPS too lol

 

[da_head]

I thought this was about the FPS

+1


OMFG i just figured it out. guess who just came back....FROM THE MOON?

that's right! mthr! it all makes sense!!! he did this! O.O

 

[Ferrariman]

FUCK BITCH! The moon is really a GIANT gurren! when the world's population reaches 7 billion, WE GET FUCKED.

 

[da_head]

FUCK BITCH! The moon is really a GIANT gurren! when the world's population reaches 7 billion, WE GET FUCKED.

xD quickly! everyone draw straws!

 

[Wabsta]

 

[zidane_genome]

hit Green! CHOOT!!!!