Gaming Megnatic cave

[khalilking]

Hi toria castle top chocobo aria black chocobo and fly right and grass to meganatic cave meaning all metal head armor sheild and all metal remove and wood flame ice thunder equipment and toria catle edward key dark ELF automactic used and finshed

 

[Sephi]

That made absolutely no sense at all to me

 

[[M]artin]

Holy shit, wut?

 

[chuckstudios]

Welcome moogle throat flame silent screech and ice and green autombile light BULB used and bye

 

[Deletable_Man]

I understood it, but its kinda funny he made a topic to provide a random bit of help in FF4.

 

[Sephi]

If I actually played FFIV I could translate this Engrish

 

[m3rox]

Hi toria castle top chocobo aria black chocobo and fly right and grass to meganatic cave meaning all metal head armor sheild and all metal remove and wood flame ice thunder equipment and toria catle edward key dark ELF automactic used and finshed

castle
automatic
finished
shield
magnetic

Seriously man.

 

[VmprHntrD]

Translation: Hi. Tororia castle, above it (on the map) you can get a black chocobo, and fly right to the magnetic cave. Magnetic cave is magnetic and all metal armor is useless, had to use wood, flame, ice, thunder equipment from Tororia Castle. Edward was the key to the Dark Elf, automatically used his skill and finished.

Yes it's written horribly, but that flag there is Pakistan and I think that says enough he tried.

I have a moron on a board I used to admin and still read who thinks it's cute to write with the most piss poor spelling and grammar. He likes to blame it on tourrets among other things, yet claims he uses MS Word for grammar/spell check which is bs as it's awful. His amazing skills at the brutal rape and murder of the english language gives me the ability to read some pretty bad stuff fairly well.

 

[nicklessguy]

I can only think that he doesn't speak English well and used an online translator, is trying to make fun here, or is very dislexic, lol

 

[ENDscape]

Thank you. Beat part of that use black chocobo me did fly on grass cave armor equals no no music playing by bard me beat elf.

lol. Maybe he undestands this??

 

[VmprHntrD]

Either way...I'm up to this point in the game now. I just will have to start walking and see how bad the forest kicks my ass to get an idea how much to level up.

 

[Ferrariman]

Why must you guys flame people who don't have a proper English education? It's not like it's easy to learn a new language.

 

[DrKupo]

I am SERIOUS about english. Learning a new language is a great thing, but that doesn't mean you should go to message boards ran by/read by native english speakers and post until you are absolutely fantastic and may as well be a native english speaker/writer.

 

[svnelvn]

by the way he writes, he probably can't understand what we are saying anyway

 

[ZyberMaster]

Translation: Hi. Tororia castle, above it (on the map) you can get a black chocobo, and fly right to the magnetic cave. Magnetic cave is magnetic and all metal armor is useless, had to use wood, flame, ice, thunder equipment from Tororia Castle. Edward was the key to the Dark Elf, automatically used his skill and finished.

Yes it's written horribly, but that flag there is Pakistan and I think that says enough he tried.

I have a moron on a board I used to admin and still read who thinks it's cute to write with the most piss poor spelling and grammar. He likes to blame it on tourrets among other things, yet claims he uses MS Word for grammar/spell check which is bs as it's awful. His amazing skills at the brutal rape and murder of the english language gives me the ability to read some pretty bad stuff fairly well.

LOL you should be thankful to that moron, because of him you now have a PhD in engrish.

 

[VmprHntrD]

Hah...I have a doctorate in Engrish, also another in Sarcasm & Bullshitting, but that's for another day.

I actually was trying to be helpful writing that up. Also now that I'm there I see they call it Troia in this version as I was going by the SNES mangled translation I was used to.

 

[T-hug]

Majority of you lot should be ashamed of yourselves. The guy is obviosuly not a native English speaker, and you just laugh at him, trying to help people out.
Imagine him translating your posts back to his language.
You were all n00bs once too, did you get flamed and laughed at here? Would you have been happy if you did?
Stuff like this NEVER used to happen here, and it's a sad day when I read a thread (after being informed of the lameness contained within it) to find maybe 1 or 2 posts in the whole thing that isn't making fun of the TC.

/RANT

 

[VISHI SO FISHI]

Hi toria castle top chocobo aria black chocobo and fly right and grass to meganatic cave meaning all metal head armor sheild and all metal remove and wood flame ice thunder equipment and toria catle edward key dark ELF automactic used and finshed

Pls man get someone who knows english to write this and from what i get is that you need to know how to get past the cave?