Lonely? Need a friend?

[Skid00dshi]

Look no further. Introducing Cleverbot, a bot that bots. Now you have a friend.

I HAS NO FRIEND.

User: You homo.

Cleverbot: Yes, I hope I work well.

User: Do your parents know your gay?

Cleverbot: My parents died in a fire.

User: But did they know your gay?

Cleverbot: Yes.

Screen for great justice.

 

[Overlord Nadrian]

Egon the dragon is way cooler than cleverbot. I mean, it's a fucking DRAGON!

BTW, it's "you're", not "your".

EDIT: wow, Egon's supposed to improve your grammar, but I don't trust it anymore, look at the conversation I had with him:

You: Your mum
Egon: Actually I do not have a mother.

You: Your mum is dead
Egon: Thanks for telling me that I am mum is dead.

 

[prowler]

 

[iFish]

Do you know what GBAtemp is?
Yes.
do you have an account?
I am a undercover cop.

this is the weirdest bot ever

 

[Frederica Bernkastel]

I prefer RAntBot.
CODE[18:20] RAntBot what the fuck is this cleverbot shit
[18:20] Antoligy: What the fuck.
[18:20] I know, it defies logic
[18:20] who in their right mind would pick some cleverbot over RAntBot?
[18:20] Antoligy: But i'm sure it's relieving you of some of the no-intro dat which offlinelist could read, but it's over in two minutes.
[18:20] no, it really isn't
[18:20] No you are sure that it isn't the contacts, try reflashing and/or what.
[18:21] I did, I ended up bricking it
[18:21] RAntBot: so why exactly would cleverbot be regarded good?
[18:21] Antoligy: They remaking it? Why must you be so damn retarded?
[18:22] RAntBot: they are not remaking it as far as I know, and no I'm not retarded
[18:22] Antoligy: Saxamo: indeed, and no. I'm all grown up now, baby can't you see me using one?
[18:22] RAntBot: you bitch, cheating on me with saxamo
[18:22] eat shit and die
[18:22] Antoligy: Take on you, bitch?
[18:22] hell yes RAntBot
[18:22] Antoligy: Hell, i'm not running it at launch! It's a hardware revision so yes! Iron man 2 has hit the internet on purpose so other people.
[18:22] RAntBot: FUCK YOU
[18:22] Antoligy: Fuck you, bangy. T'was talking to you?
[18:22] RAntBot: yes I'm talking to you
[18:22] Antoligy: Yes i'm talking about rooms the main building.
[18:23] RAntBot: why rooms? and how the fuck did I get side-tracked so easily
[18:23] Antoligy: Then why did you get banned from what?
[18:23] RAntBot: thats real low bro
[18:23] Antoligy: Thats the only game i played alot, maybe its all thats in there to?
[18:23] no
[18:23] /ragequit

 

[Overlord Nadrian]

User: Your mum on a WiiMote.

Cleverbot: Your mum? Are you British?

User: Your mum's British.

Cleverbot: Hi British.

User: I'm not your mum, faggot.

Cleverbot: You're not??

User: No, it was a lie. Your whole life is a lie!

Cleverbot: Your whole face is a mess.

User: D.

Cleverbot: What is your boss?

User: Your mum.

Cleverbot: Can I join in?

User: Gladly, do you want to suck my vagina?

Cleverbot: No, I like guys.

User: OMG GAY FAGGOT.

Cleverbot: So what song do you want to sing?

User: Goldie Lookin' Chain - Your mother's got a penis.

Cleverbot: A summer camp for boys like me?

User: Yeah, gay orgy ftw.

Cleverbot: Yes on one, no on the other.

What the fuck.

 

[KingVamp]

these things are so weird

 

[Frederica Bernkastel]

these things are so weird

which is why I'm trying to lure people back to the comfort of IRC.

 

[p1ngpong]

Moved this to where it belongs.

 

[prowler]

which is why I'm trying to lure people back to the comfort of IRC.

Antoligy
Comforting.

Doesn't make any sense

 

[ProtoKun7]

these things are so weird

which is why I'm trying to lure people back to the comfort of IRC.

Spoiler

 

[Frederica Bernkastel]

which is why I'm trying to lure people back to the comfort of IRC.

Antoligy
Comforting.

Doesn't make any sense

hahaha, yes it does

 

[prowler]

 

[ProtoKun7]

*very weird video*

 

[Maplemage]

Try typing this in, in Cleverbot

̔̕̚̕̚҉ ҉̵̞̟̠̖̗̘̙̜̝̞̟̠͇ ̊̋̌̍̎̏̐̑̒̓̔̊̋̌̍ ̎̏̐̑̒̓̔̿̿ ҉̵̞̟̠̖̗̘̙̜̝̞̟̠͇, ̊̋̌̍̎̏̐̑̒̓̔̊̋̌̍ ̎̏̐̑̒̓̔̿̿̿̕̚̕̚͡ ͡҉҉ ̵̡̢̛̗̘̙̜̝̞̟̠͇̊̋ ̌̍̎̏̿̿̿̚ ҉ ҉҉̡̢̡̢̛̛̖̗̘̙̜̝̞ ̟̠̖̗̘̙̜̝̞̟̠̊̋̌ ̎̏̐̑̒̓̔̊̋̌̍̎̏̐̑ ̒ ̡̢̛̗̘̙̜̝̞̟̠̊̋̌̍ ̎̏̚҉. ҉҉̡̢̡̢̛̛̖̗̘̙̜̝̞ ̟̠̖̗̘̙̜̝̞̟̠̊̋̌̍ ̎̏̐̑̒̓̔̊̋̌̍̎̏̐̑ ̒̓̔̕̚ ̍̎̏̐̑̒̓̔̕̚̕̚ ̡̢̛̗̘̙̜̝ ̡̢̡̢̛̛̖̗̘̙̜̝̞̟̠ ̖̗̘̙̜̝̞̟̠̊̋̌̍̎̏ ̐̑̒̓ ̕̚̕̚ ̔̕̚̕̚҉ ҉̵̞̟̠̖̗̘̙̜̝̞̟̠͇ ̊̋̌̍̎̏̐̑̒̓̔̊̋̌̍ ̎̏̐̑̒̓̔̿̿ ̎̏̐̑̒̓̔̊̋̌̍̎̏̐̑ ̒̓̔̕̚ ̍̎̏̐̑̒̓̔̕̚̕̚ ̡̢̛̗̘̙̜̝ ̡̢̡̢̛̛̖̗̘̙̜̝̞̟̠
̕̚̕̚ ̔̕̚̕̚҉ ҉̵̞̟̠̖̗̘̙̜̝̞̟̠͇ ̊̋̌̍̎̏̐̑̒̓̔̊̋̌̍ ̎̏̐̑̒̓̔̿̿ ҉̵̞̟̠̖̗̘̙̜̝̞̟̠͇, ̊̋̌̍̎̏̐̑̒̓̔̊̋̌̍ ̎̏̐̑̒̓̔̿̿̿̕̚̕̚͡ ͡҉҉ ̵̡̢̛̗̘̙̜̝̞̟̠͇̊̋ ̌̍̎̏̿̿̿̚ ҉ ҉҉̡̢̡̢̛̛̖̗̘̙̜̝̞ ̟̠̖̗̘̙̜̝̞̟̠̊̋̌ ̎̏̐̑̒̓̔̊̋̌̍̎̏̐̑ ̒ ̡̢̛̗̘̙̜̝̞̟̠̊̋̌̍ ̎̏̚҉. ҉҉̡̢̡̢̛̛̖̗̘̙̜̝̞ ̟̠̖̗̘̙̜̝̞̟̠̊̋̌̍ ̎̏̐̑̒̓̔̊̋̌̍̎̏̐̑ ̒̓̔̕̚ ̍̎̏̐̑̒̓̔̕̚̕̚ ̡̢̛̗̘̙̜̝ ̡̢̡̢̛̛̖̗̘̙̜̝̞̟̠ ̖̗̘̙̜̝̞̟̠̊̋̌̍̎̏ ̐̑̒̓ ̕̚̕̚ ̔̕̚̕̚҉ ҉̵̞̟̠̖̗̘̙̜̝̞̟̠͇ ̊̋̌̍̎̏̐̑̒̓̔̊̋̌̍ ̎̏̐̑̒̓̔̿̿ ̎̏̐̑̒̓̔̊̋̌̍̎̏̐̑ ̒̓̔̕̚ ̍̎̏̐̑̒̓̔̕̚̕̚ ̡̢̛̗̘̙̜̝ ̡̢̡̢̛̛̖̗̘̙̜̝̞̟̠
̕̚̕̚ ̔̕̚̕̚҉ ҉̵̞̟̠̖̗̘̙̜̝̞̟̠͇ ̊̋̌̍̎̏̐̑̒̓̔̊̋̌̍ ̎̏̐̑̒̓̔̿̿ ҉̵̞̟̠̖̗̘̙̜̝̞̟̠͇, ̊̋̌̍̎̏̐̑̒̓̔̊̋̌̍ ̎̏̐̑̒̓̔̿̿̿̕̚̕̚͡ ͡҉҉ ̵̡̢̛̗̘̙̜̝̞̟̠͇̊̋ ̌̍̎̏̿̿̿̚ ҉ ҉҉̡̢̡̢̛̛̖̗̘̙̜̝̞ ̟̠̖̗̘̙̜̝̞̟̠̊̋̌ ̎̏̐̑̒̓̔̊̋̌̍̎̏̐̑ ̒ ̡̢̛̗̘̙̜̝̞̟̠̊̋̌̍ ̎̏̚҉. ҉҉̡̢̡̢̛̛̖̗̘̙̜̝̞ ̟̠̖̗̘̙̜̝̞̟̠̊̋̌̍ ̎̏̐̑̒̓̔̊̋̌̍̎̏̐̑ ̒̓̔̕̚ ̍̎̏̐̑̒̓̔̕̚̕̚ ̡̢̛̗̘̙̜̝ ̡̢̡̢̛̛̖̗̘̙̜̝̞̟̠ ̖̗̘̙̜̝̞̟̠̊̋̌̍̎̏ ̐̑̒̓ ̕̚̕̚ ̔̕̚̕̚҉ ҉̵̞̟̠̖̗̘̙̜̝̞̟̠͇ ̊̋̌̍̎̏̐̑̒̓̔̊̋̌̍ ̎̏̐̑̒̓̔̿̿ ̎̏̐̑̒̓̔̊̋̌̍̎̏̐̑ ̒̓̔̕̚ ̍̎̏̐̑̒̓̔̕̚̕̚ ̡̢̛̗̘̙̜̝ ̡̢̡̢̛̛̖̗̘̙̜̝̞̟̠
̕̚̕̚ ̔̕̚̕̚҉ ҉̵̞̟̠̖̗̘̙̜̝̞̟̠͇ ̊̋̌̍̎̏̐̑̒̓̔̊̋̌̍ ̎̏̐̑̒̓̔̿̿ ҉̵̞̟̠̖̗̘̙̜̝̞̟̠͇, ̊̋̌̍̎̏̐̑̒̓̔̊̋̌̍ ̎̏̐̑̒̓̔̿̿̿̕̚̕̚͡ ͡҉҉ ̵̡̢̛̗̘̙̜̝̞̟̠͇̊̋ ̌̍̎̏̿̿̿̚ ҉ ҉҉̡̢̡̢̛̛̖̗̘̙̜̝̞ ̟̠̖̗̘̙̜̝̞̟̠̊̋̌ ̎̏̐̑̒̓̔̊̋̌̍̎̏̐̑ ̒ ̡̢̛̗̘̙̜̝̞̟̠̊̋̌̍ ̎̏̚҉. ҉҉̡̢̡̢̛̛̖̗̘̙̜̝̞ ̟̠̖̗̘̙̜̝̞̟̠̊̋̌̍ ̎̏̐̑̒̓̔̊̋̌̍̎̏̐̑ ̒̓̔̕̚ ̍̎̏̐̑̒̓̔̕̚̕̚ ̡̢̛̗̘̙̜̝ ̡̢̡̢̛̛̖̗̘̙̜̝̞̟̠ ̖̗̘̙̜̝̞̟̠̊̋̌̍̎̏ ̐̑̒̓ ̕̚̕̚ ̔̕̚̕̚҉ ҉̵̞̟̠̖̗̘̙̜̝̞̟̠͇ ̊̋̌̍̎̏̐̑̒̓̔̊̋̌̍ ̎̏̐̑̒̓̔̿̿ ̎̏̐̑̒̓̔̊̋̌̍̎̏̐̑ ̒̓̔̕̚ ̍̎̏̐̑̒̓̔̕̚̕̚ ̡̢̛̗̘̙̜̝ ̡̢̡̢̛̛̖̗̘̙̜̝̞̟̠

 

[Gore]

 

[Maplemage]

Im trying to make cleverbot do a type but so far I made him do 2 and my bro was talking to cleverbot and wanted a fight and cleverbot said I SEND HOVERCAT!!

 

[Maplemage]

EDIT: sorry double post

 

[Slyakin]

I think it just cut to Justin Beiber.

 

[Gore]

aw man, I wasn't paying attention, thought we were still on Gaga