lol

[luke_c]

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Hello there, mortal
Stranger: hello
You: How are you on this fine day kind sir?
Stranger: bad because i am wasting time here
You: I see. Ever thought you're wasting your life?
Stranger: yh
You: Don't you want to end it all?
Stranger: wat do u mean
You: End it all.
Stranger: ??
You: Suicide;
You: do it.
Stranger: do it yourself.
You: Maybe another time, busy this weekend.
Stranger: I have taken too much from this world. it would be rresponsible to end my life now.
You: irresponsible*
Stranger: yes.
You: indeed.
Stranger: so I'm thinking that I should pay it all back and then kill myself. but the problem is - if I get successful, I might not want to do it anymore. it's funny I called it a problem
You: I can't be bothered to read all that so i'm just going to say, yeah whatever
Stranger: I don't like you. :(
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

 

[MegaAce™]

This is epic.

 

[ProtoKun7]

Reminds me of Cleverbot.

 

[luke_c]

Reminds me of Cleverbot.

This is actually with a real person, been trollin' up Omegle due to boredom.

 

[MegaAce™]

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: Hello
You: Hi
Stranger: How are you?
You: Im fine, how are you?
Stranger: I'm good. What is your name?
You: Mama Luigi
Stranger: Wow. I like your name.
Stranger: :D
You: Whats your name? :O
Stranger: Pamola.
Stranger: My last name is Frigstad.
You: My last name is Facebook
You: I like talking shit
Stranger: I like eating shit.
You: Thats cool.
Stranger: Turns you on, right?
You: Of course, how do you know?
Stranger: I can just tell.
Stranger: I can read your mind.
You: I can read yours too, you have the sudden urge to disconnect right now, don't you?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

The first normal person I met there

 

[NeSchn]

Chatroulette is better, too bad its run over by /b/tards and camfappers.

 

[Guild McCommunist]

run over by /b/tards and camfappers.

Welcome to the internet!

 

[Vidboy10]

Ahem...

 

[BORTZ]

Chatroulette is better, too bad its run over by /b/tards and camfappers.

Chat roulette is fun until you realize youve been on there for about 4 hours. Its a colossal waste of time. holy shit.

 

[Emoskater]

niice XD

 

[outgum]

Chat roulette? I just went to it, the first cam i got as a guy jacking off.... i did NOT need that!
~shivers~

Edit: Another thing

> Connected, feel free to talk now
Stranger: HI
You: hi
You: whats up?
Stranger: I am the Chinese girls
You: i see?
Stranger: Knew you are very happy
Stranger: YES
You: ? O_O
You: now im confused lol
Stranger: I do not have the video frequency, embarrassed
You: nice english
Stranger: Mother does not let use
You: i wonder why ~sarcasm~
Stranger: THANK YOU

 

[luke_c]

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Hi!
Stranger: hi :D
Stranger: asl
You: Are you the man with the golden penis? I'v been searching night and day.
You: Well?
You: ANSWER ME FUCKER
Stranger: I am man but I am not Gay! :S
You: There we go, that wasn't so hard now was it?
You: Did you know I can read minds?
Stranger: answer me! hu you are? :O
You: And that I have been watching you for these last couple of days...
You: There is nowhere you can run.
You: I have eyes EVERYWHERE
You: EVEN IN YOUR PANTS
Stranger: you are Crazy! :D
You: I'm crazy? Look at yourself you ugly fucker
Stranger: bye bye.. go fuck your self!
You: You know what, I'v had enough of all this shit you've been giving me
You: Good day.
You have disconnected.

 

[ProtoKun7]

Reminds me of Cleverbot.

This is actually with a real person, been trollin' up Omegle due to boredom.

I did say "reminds"...

 

[Danny Tanner]

Wow this site is ridiculously fun.

Stranger: hey
You: hi there
You: you like pokemon?
You: water pokemon?
You: mudkipz?
Stranger: uhh
Stranger: fire
Stranger: pokemon
You: shit gtg then