lol

Discussion in 'The Edge of the Forum' started by luke_c, Jan 30, 2010.

lol

by luke_c Jan 30, 2010 at 11:13 PM 1,048 Views 13 replies
  1. luke_c
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    luke_c Big Boss

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    Code:
    You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
    You: Hello there, mortal
    Stranger: hello
    You: How are you on this fine day kind sir?
    Stranger: bad because i am wasting time here
    You: I see. Ever thought you're wasting your life?
    Stranger: yh
    You: Don't you want to end it all?
    Stranger: wat do u mean
    You: End it all.
    Stranger: ??
    You: Suicide;
    You: do it.
    Stranger: do it yourself.
    You: Maybe another time, busy this weekend.
    Stranger: I have taken too much from this world. it would be rresponsible to end my life now.
    You: irresponsible*
    Stranger: yes.
    You: indeed.
    Stranger: so I'm thinking that I should pay it all back and then kill myself. but the problem is - if I get successful, I might not want to do it anymore. it's funny I called it a problem
    You: I can't be bothered to read all that so i'm just going to say, yeah whatever
    Stranger: I don't like you. :(
    Your conversational partner has disconnected.
     
  2. MegaAce™

    MegaAce™ Steal back your future.

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    [​IMG] This is epic.
     
  3. ProtoKun7

    ProtoKun7 GBAtemp Time Lord Regenerations: 3

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    [​IMG]


    Reminds me of Cleverbot.
     
  4. luke_c
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    This is actually with a real person, been trollin' up Omegle due to boredom.
     
  5. MegaAce™

    MegaAce™ Steal back your future.

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    Code:
    You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
    Stranger: Hello
    You: Hi
    Stranger: How are you?
    You: Im fine, how are you?
    Stranger: I'm good. What is your name?
    You: Mama Luigi
    Stranger: Wow. I like your name.
    Stranger: :D
    You: Whats your name? :O
    Stranger: Pamola.
    Stranger: My last name is Frigstad.
    You: My last name is Facebook
    You: I like talking shit
    Stranger: I like eating shit.
    You: Thats cool.
    Stranger: Turns you on, right?
    You: Of course, how do you know?
    Stranger: I can just tell.
    Stranger: I can read your mind.
    You: I can read yours too, you have the sudden urge to disconnect right now, don't you?
    Your conversational partner has disconnected.
    [​IMG] The first normal person I met there
     
  6. NeSchn

    NeSchn GBAPimpdaddy.

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    Chatroulette is better, too bad its run over by /b/tards and camfappers.
     
  7. Guild McCommunist

    Guild McCommunist (not on boat)

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    Welcome to the internet!
     
  8. Vidboy10

    Vidboy10 Tsardom

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  9. BORTZ

    BORTZ Neighborhood Friendly

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    Chat roulette is fun until you realize youve been on there for about 4 hours. Its a colossal waste of time. holy shit.
     
  10. Emoskater

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    niice XD [​IMG]
     
  11. outgum

    outgum Pokemanz Master

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    Chat roulette? I just went to it, the first cam i got as a guy jacking off.... i did NOT need that!
    ~shivers~

    Edit: Another thing

    > Connected, feel free to talk now
    Stranger: HI
    You: hi
    You: whats up?
    Stranger: I am the Chinese girls
    You: i see?
    Stranger: Knew you are very happy
    Stranger: YES
    You: ? O_O
    You: now im confused lol
    Stranger: I do not have the video frequency, embarrassed
    You: nice english
    Stranger: Mother does not let use
    You: i wonder why ~sarcasm~
    Stranger: THANK YOU
     
  12. luke_c
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    Code:
    You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
    You: Hi!
    Stranger: hi :D
    Stranger: asl
    You: Are you the man with the golden penis? I'v been searching night and day.
    You: Well?
    You: ANSWER ME FUCKER
    Stranger: I am man but I am not Gay! :S
    You: There we go, that wasn't so hard now was it?
    You: Did you know I can read minds?
    Stranger: answer me! hu you are? :O
    You: And that I have been watching you for these last couple of days...
    You: There is nowhere you can run.
    You: I have eyes EVERYWHERE
    You: EVEN IN YOUR PANTS
    Stranger: you are Crazy! :D
    You: I'm crazy? Look at yourself you ugly fucker
    Stranger: bye bye.. go fuck your self!
    You: You know what, I'v had enough of all this shit you've been giving me
    You: Good day.
    You have disconnected.
     
  13. ProtoKun7

    ProtoKun7 GBAtemp Time Lord Regenerations: 3

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    I did say "reminds"... [​IMG]
     
  14. Danny Tanner

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    Wow this site is ridiculously fun.

    Code:
    Stranger: hey
    You: hi there
    You: you like pokemon?
    You: water pokemon?
    You: mudkipz?
    Stranger: uhh
    Stranger: fire
    Stranger: pokemon
    You: shit gtg then