Know Your Temps : monkat

[mameks]

What's the best advice that you can give to a man who has yet to realise what his destiny is?

 

[Schizoanalysis]

Why?
Why what?
If no, why not?
What ever happened to the Monkat Nipple Liberation Front?
Last I heard, they were in the jungles of South America... stroking their own nipples with their loaded firearms...
That can't end well...
Or can it?

 

[monkat]

What's the best advice that you can give to a man who has yet to realise what his destiny is? Advice? There isn't, really. As long as you aim yourself, you'll grow into your own shoes.


QUOTE(Schizoanalysis @ Feb 7 2011, 06:03 PM) Why? Cuz
Why what? Why is my penis so amazing.
If no, why not?Lies.
What ever happened to the Monkat Nipple Liberation Front? I...I'm not sure.
Last I heard, they were in the jungles of South America... stroking their own nipples with their loaded firearms...THEN WHY'D YOU ASK?!
That can't end well...Yes it can.
Or can it?I JUST SAID YES!

 

[YayMii]

MONKAT KYT (or MonKYT if you prefer)
How are you doing?
How are your nipples doing?
Are you comfortable with me asking questions about your nipples? (if not, don't answer any of them)


...

(whatever, answer them anyway)
How do your nipples feel without mammaries?
How do you feel without mammaries?
Did you just picture in your head a guy with mammaries?

Do you like ice cream?
What kind?
Does your nipples like ice cream?
(not homo, just wondering)

Does the world revolve around your nipples?
Are people strangely attracted to your nipples?
Are you a furry?
If so, shouldn't you have 6 nipples?
Why am I asking this?

What if Bruce Lee randomly jumped out from your computer screen?
What do you think he'd do?
Isn't he dead?

(okay that's all for now)

 

[Vidboy10]

Opinion on me?

 

[Densetsu]

I know some people who get chafed nipples when they play basketball. Why do some people get chafed nipples and others don't?

Is it shirt-dependent?

Is it nipple-dependent?

Would you recommend putting pasties on their nipples to prevent chafing in the future?

Is "butthurt" one of your favorite words? What does it mean to you?

 

[monkat]

MONKAT KYT (or MonKYT if you prefer)Definitely MonKYT
How are you doing?Well!
How are your nipples doing?Average
Are you comfortable with me asking questions about your nipples? (if not, don't answer any of them)Sure?


... ...

(whatever, answer them anyway) Bitch.
How do your nipples feel without mammaries? Manly.
How do you feel without mammaries? Men do have mammary glands, they're just not active.
Did you just picture in your head a guy with mammaries? Sure.

Do you like ice cream?Yes.
What kind?Most kinds
Does your nipples like ice cream?Yes! They get erect!
(not homo, just wondering)Aww...no homo?

Does the world revolve around your nipples? Oddly, yes. Not sure how it works, though.
Are people strangely attracted to your nipples? Yes. I don't know why.
Are you a furry? No, but I am furry.
If so, shouldn't you have 6 nipples? N/A
Why am I asking this? Cuz you're aroused?

What if Bruce Lee randomly jumped out from your computer screen? Then that happened.
What do you think he'd do? Have hot gay sex with me.
Isn't he dead? Exactly.

(okay that's all for now)Whatever. Lazy.

Opinion on me? You're needlessly a pain in the butt. If you were more agreeable, you'd be a big name here.


QUOTE(Densetsu3000 @ Feb 7 2011, 08:35 PM)

I know some people who get chafed nipples when they play basketball. Why do some people get chafed nipples and others don't? I didn't know that it happened.

Is it shirt-dependent? I spose.

Is it nipple-dependent? I doubt it.

Would you recommend putting pasties on their nipples to prevent chafing in the future? No.

Is "butthurt" one of your favorite words? What does it mean to you? No. It means hurt for a silly reason online.

 

[Vidboy10]

Opinion on me? You're needlessly a pain in the butt. If you were more agreeable, you'd be a big name here.

I'm not hear mostly to be an attention whore, I'm here to socialize.
Even though I'm still a pretty big name here, p1ng calls me one of the most well know members here.

 

[Pyrmon]

Do you like Apple products?
Do want to sext on the forums with Eighteen, me and 431Unknown again?
What is your opinion about me?
How are you?
What are you studying for?
Waffles or pancakes?
What games are you playing?
Do you like tea?
What consoles do you have?
Do you plan on skydiving eventually?
Do you never ever eat meat?
Why a nomad?
Do you know any nomads?
Have you ever lived as a nomad?
I think that is all(for now)

 

[ProtoKun7]

This is painful on a phone!

Pfft, on Season 3 of KYT my computer had temporarily stopped working and as I had no copy/paste functionality at the time I had to type out the mostly identical set of questions for each session on a DSi. Took ages each time.

Sympathise? Y/N

 

[monkat]

Do you like Apple products? They're OK
Do want to sext on the forums with Eighteen, me and 431Unknown again? We did that before?
What is your opinion about me? You're one of my favorite minions
How are you? Good!
What are you studying for? I'm not studying right now.
Waffles or pancakes? Pancakes. They're softer. Like a vagina.
What games are you playing? ZHP, P3P, Phantasy Star Portable 2
Do you like tea? Yes, but it's bad for me.
What consoles do you have? Wii, DS, PSP, Dreamcast
Do you plan on skydiving eventually? Yes.
Do you never ever eat meat? Never.
Why a nomad? *shrug*
Do you know any nomads? Several.
Have you ever lived as a nomad? Sure!
I think that is all(for now) K.

QUOTE(monkat @ Feb 7 2011, 06:16 PM) This is painful on a phone!

Pfft, on Season 3 of KYT my computer had temporarily stopped working and as I had no copy/paste functionality at the time I had to type out the mostly identical set of questions for each session on a DSi. Took ages each time.

Sympathise? Y/N Very much. That's painful!

 

[gameboy13]

It's Monkat!

Why "monkat?"

How many pokemans?

Thoughts on me?

I'm watching Doctor Who.

OMFG WHY ARE YOUR NIPPLES SO SEXY?!?!?!?

Thoughts on Krabby Patties?

Why u post in EoF so much?

Will she evah stop?

Do you has bacon?

I think that's all.

 

[Ace]

Hey MONKYT!
First off:
Nipple nipple nipple my nipply nipple?
Laughs aside...
Is the stove hot yet?
Have you played Ends of The Earth 1 and 2?
Should my username truly be Qasdelo?
Do you have a dictionary? Which one? What year?
Bestestest Pokémon?
Are the end times upon us?
Are you afraid?
Should I be?
Am I?
Would you survive a zombie invasion?

 

[monkat]

It's Monkat!

Yup!

Why "monkat?" Cuz.

How many pokemans? 649

Thoughts on me? I like you. In a special way.

I'm watching Doctor Who.

Neat.

OMFG WHY ARE YOUR NIPPLES SO SEXY?!?!?!? IUNNO!

Thoughts on Krabby Patties? Love em.

Why u post in EoF so much? It's fun

Will she evah stop? Maybe.

Do you has bacon? Vegetarian.

I think that's all. k

pong

QUOTE(Ace Faith @ Feb 7 2011, 09:57 PM) Hey MONKYT! HAAAI
First off: Secondly,
Nipple nipple nipple my nipply nipple? Fuck.
Laughs aside...Not laughing

Is the stove hot yet? Yes.
Have you played Ends of The Earth 1 and 2? No.
Should my username truly be Qasdelo? Yes. That'd be cool.
Do you have a dictionary? Which one? What year? Not on me.
Bestestest Pokémon? Diglett
Are the end times upon us? Times 5!
Are you afraid? No, I'm never afraid.
Should I be? Be very afraid.
Am I? Yes.
Would you survive a zombie invasion? Yes.

 

[Splych]

wtf is a monkat ?
why monkeys ?
how about apes ?
orangutans ?
bathroom or washroom ?
kitchen or place to cook stuff ?
awesome sauce or lame sauce ?
got any good questions to ask ?
are you the biggest Gurren Lagann Fanboy

?

 

[Vulpes Abnocto]

This is a pretty good KYT...but it's till missing something

what is it?....

OH YEAH! A theme song!

 

[Nujui]

Do you like the video ^?
What's with the glasses?
Do you think that this will be the longest KYT ever?

 

[YayMii]

^VA, I recognize that video. For some reason, I didn't attribute it to monkat.
That also lead me to think of this video, which is somewhat related to World of Warcraft:

Spoiler: Buffalaxed Tunak Tunak Tun

Time for more questions:

Is your chesthair cozy?
Would you be able to support civilization with it (after a disaster or something)?
What is the capacity of your chesthair?
Would you be able to survive without your chesthair?
What would your nipples think if you removed your chesthair?
If someone asked, would you remove your chesthair?
Why did you become so well-known because of your nipples?
What's your expected ratio for nipple-related to non-nipple-related questions?
Do your nipples make you happy?
Do they make you proud?
Are you happy with your other body features?

Opinion on me?
Opinion on yourself?
Opinion of the mods here?
Opinion of your nipples?
Opinion of other people's nipples?
Who else's nipples have you seen, anyway?

Should I be more active on the shoutbox?

 

[Schizoanalysis]

Thoughts on my nipples?
Thoughts on your thoughts on my nipples?
Thoughts on me?
Your nipples' thoughts on me?
Do your nipples often think of me?
Don't you find that odd?
Would you call their thoughts on me obsessive?
Do I need to take out a restraining order against them?
If so, what are their names and social security numbers?
Have they ever been in trouble with the law before?
Do I need to be worried?

 

[monkat]

wtf is a monkat ? Me.
why monkeys ? *shrug* They're like little humans with tails.
how about apes ? Too human
orangutans ? Those are apes
bathroom or washroom ? Bathroom
kitchen or place to cook stuff ? Kitchen
awesome sauce or lame sauce ? Awesome Sauce
got any good questions to ask ? Nah
are you the biggest Gurren Lagann Fanboy

? I like to think so.

Do you like the video ^? Yes. Buffalax is fun
What's with the glasses? Which ones?
Do you think that this will be the longest KYT ever? Nah, iFish's was like 12, he said.

^VA, I recognize that video. For some reason, I didn't attribute it to monkat. Weird.
That also lead me to think of this video, which is somewhat related to World of Warcraft: K.

Spoiler: Buffalaxed Tunak Tunak Tun

Not watching it.

Time for more questions: YAAAY!

Is your chesthair cozy? Very insulating!
Would you be able to support civilization with it (after a disaster or something)? Yes.
What is the capacity of your chesthair? ~500000 kilojoules
Would you be able to survive without your chesthair? I did for at least a few years in my childhood.
What would your nipples think if you removed your chesthair? "I'm cold!"
If someone asked, would you remove your chesthair? No.
Why did you become so well-known because of your nipples? In part
What's your expected ratio for nipple-related to non-nipple-related questions? Judging from the previous questions? 1:20.
Do your nipples make you happy? Not particularly
Do they make you proud? Yes.
Are you happy with your other body features?

I'm assuming that you're talking about my penis? Meh. I wish it was a little bit smaller, honestly - an inch or two less.
Opinion on me? Who?
Opinion on yourself? Win.
Opinion of the mods here? Kewl
Opinion of your nipples? Apparently loved.
Opinion of other people's nipples? Depends on whose
Who else's nipples have you seen, anyway?

Should I be more active on the shoutbox? Yes.

QUOTE(Schizoanalysis @ Feb 8 2011, 12:36 AM)

Thoughts on my nipples? Very good. Maybe a B+.
Thoughts on your thoughts on my nipples? A+.
Thoughts on me? Kewl d00d
Your nipples' thoughts on me? .......
Do your nipples often think of me? Every second of every day

Don't you find that odd? Nah, I don't worry about the little things.
Would you call their thoughts on me obsessive? Incredibly.
Do I need to take out a restraining order against them? No.
If so, what are their names and social security numbers? I'm not revealing this information.
Have they ever been in trouble with the law before? ....Yes.
Do I need to be worried? Possibly.