Timbits or Long Johns?I call 'em donut holes and éclaires...but I prefer the "timbits"
Least Favourite U.S. State?Michigan. THE UPPER PENINSULA ISN'T EVEN TOUCHING YOUR STATE! GIVE IT TO WISCONSIN
KFC Veggie Burger or BK Veggie Burger?Do those even exist?
QUOTE(Vulpes Abnocto @ Feb 6 2011, 11:27 PM) Are nipples worth all the hassle they cause you? I suppose so, seeing as if I never grew nipples, chances are that I wouldn't have grown a penis either, seeing as they are made around the same time in the womb.
Whose nipples are worth the worst trouble? Yours
Are piercings automatically better or automatically worse? It depends. I do like piercings (ear and non), myself, but metal-faces aren't very attractive.
If we were to forcibly shave you, what could be made out of the fur? With only the fur? Not much, besides a pile of hair.
What if we were to take off the skin too? A coat.
Does this smell like chloroform? Hmm...Well, I can say that............zzzz.........................
What genre of movies do you watch without admitting to? None. I'm really pretty open about myself.
Best song to have sex to?This one. Going with the rhythm, it allows for either rough fucking, or gentle fucking.
Chose your poison! What sort of alcohol do you prefer?I'm not a huge connoisseur, to be honest. If you're asking about just plain drinks, I'm fond of spiced rum.
What is your ideal vehicle? My bike. If it could go faster. GET SOME EXERCISE, DAMN IT
Choose one: dollar store - flea market - wal-mart - designer name store dollar store. I've never been to a flea market.
Can you change the oil in your car? I don't have a car, and if I did, no. I know zip about cars - model, make, or innards.
Have you ever fired a gun? No.
Have you considered donating your beard to "locks of love"? (a charity that makes wigs for cancer patients) I have, actually. It seems like a very vain charity, though. I'd rather donate my time or money to something that will help accomplish something.
If I were to visit you, what prized possession would you show off first? (Nothing attached to your body, please)My Gurren Lagann collection.
*Do you wish people would appreciate you more for your wisdom and spiritual depth than physical appearance?
*Your weirdest dream?
*Retail or retail walking the plank?
*Do you think selling overpriced vitamins is a good business model?
*Some people consider monkey brains to be a fine delicacy. Are these individuals out-of line or purveyors of good taste?
Why do you give us far too much information?
On that note, why does everyone else feel the need to flock to you?
What do you think of me when you consider the fact I'm immune to that effect?
Would you like your ban shaken or stirred?
can you licksign my Monkast Special Collectors Edition CD?
What do Monkats eat?
what books do you read?
what's the latest book did you read?
books or ebooks?
what kind of games do you play?
where do you wanna die?
how does it feel to be a monkat?
what are your tips on fu**ing a girl?
do monkats poop?
i'll add later, i really need to hurry i'm in a rush.
Seriously no more Monkasts?!
The best part of snow?
What is love?
Opinion of ineap09?
Who's that over there?
God or Kami-sama?
What's your favorite spoken accent?
Do your nipples come with censor bars?
Bread or toast?
Why don't I like the mainstream shooters like (almost) everyone else?
Do you enjoy quiet moments with your girlfriend?
Why is that I'm still awake despite it being 6am?
If you had identical twins would you make them wear those copy and paste shirts?
Relative you most want kept alive?
Best pills?
Why do I wish I didn't have any hair from my neck down?
You get a call saying your girlfriend just got in a car accident. What's your reaction?
Monkat or Chuck Norris?
fufufu...
Do you know Japanese?
Opinion on
?
You.
Kisama.
Anata?
Why don't I like watching or participating in sports?
Do you like giving advice?
So, when is World War 3 happening?
Will you participate in it?
There's a big red button. Do you press it?
Opinion on zero?
Why do you make me laugh more than any other person on the internet?!
Shlong?
What is the worst injury you've ever had?
Would you go to a strip club if you found out Rydian was making an appearance?
Do you sleep with a fan?
When do you remember feeling the most peace in your life?
When will the world end?
Favorite Disney movie?
Long hair or short hair?
Are you keeping a promise with yourself?
What's been the biggest question on your mind lately?
You just noticed GBAtemp has been sold to an advertising company, and is no longer a forum. How will you keep in contact with the 'tempers?
What is your opinion on my internet speed?
What is your purpose in life?
I don't use skype very often at all due to my poor internet speed. Do choppy/robotic voices bother you like it does me?
Opinion on torrents?
Objection?
A Gay Little Catboy reminded me of Phoenix Wright which made me finally try it for the first time last week, and I love it! Isn't the Cat Boy great?
Do you puke often?
How many Monkats does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
Does this outfit make me look fat?
The greatest emotional turmoil you've ever felt occurred when?
Do you want to get married eventually?
Opinion on Psychology?
When do you most enjoy being in the bathroom?
Why were all of your images so big in your UJELLY thread?!
I couldn't be jelly because I couldn't see. How do you feel about that?
What does that cloud look like?
HAHAHA!
Who's your biggest fan?
What happens when you cannot even hope to comprehend what someone else has said?
Do you make yourself laugh often?
If you suddenly got $9,001 in the mail, what would you do with all that money?
What country do you want to visit most?
Do you know how to use moss on a tree to tell which direction you're going?
You felt more joy than ever before when?
Am I asking too many questions?
Making these questions is fun! May I ask you more?
*Do you wish people would appreciate you more for your wisdom and spiritual depth than physical appearance?<b> People can appreciate me for what they want. Don't care.</b>
*Your weirdest dream?<b>Well, I just had a dream completely in text, last night.</b>
*Retail or retail walking the plank?<b>Is this a pun that I'm not getting?</b>
*Do you think selling overpriced vitamins is a good business model?<b>Evidently it works, but it wouldn't be my preferred one.</b>
*Some people consider monkey brains to be a fine delicasy. Are these individuals out-of line or purveyors of good taste?<b>Out-of-line, seeing as you're asking a vegetarian, but if I weren't, I'd say that it's just as weird ass eating a cow's ass.</b>
Thank you for time, <b>No prob</b>
The Snailface<b> Monkat</b><!--QuoteEnd--></div><!--QuoteEEnd-->
<!--quoteo(post=3444227:date=Feb 7 2011, 03:45 AM:name=ProtoKun7)--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(ProtoKun7 @ Feb 7 2011, 03:45 AM) <a href="index.php?act=findpost&pid=3444227"><{POST_SNAPBACK}></a></div><div class='quotemain'><!--quotec-->Why do you give us far too much information?<b> Information is important. The more you know!</b>
On that note, why does everyone else feel the need to flock to you?<b> I'm charismatic?</b>
What do you think of me when you consider the fact I'm immune to that effect? <b>Don't care</b>
Would you like your ban shaken or stirred?<b> Stirred</b><!--QuoteEnd--></div><!--QuoteEEnd-->
<!--quoteo(post=3444283:date=Feb 7 2011, 05:15 AM:name=game01)--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(game01 @ Feb 7 2011, 05:15 AM) <a href="index.php?act=findpost&pid=3444283"><{POST_SNAPBACK}></a></div><div class='quotemain'><!--quotec-->OMG It's "The Monkat" KYT!<b>Yup.</b>
some questions are a joke, some are serious.
<b>K.</b>
can you <strike>lick</strike>sign my Monkast Special Collectors Edition CD?<b>If you sent it to me --- yes.</b>
What do Monkats eat? <b>Mostly vegetation and processed (not completely stripped) grain.</b>
what books do you read?<b>Manga, mostly.</b>
what's the latest book did you read?<b>Tengen Toppa Gurren Lagann Vol.2</b>
books or ebooks?<b>For books to read, books. For text books, ebooks.</b>
what kind of games do you play?<b>I play a lot of RPGs.</b>
where do you wanna die?<b>Publicly.</b>
how does it feel to be a monkat?<b>Feels good, man.</b>
what are your tips on fu**ing a girl?<b>If you're new? Don't rush it, don't <i>destroy</i> it, and use your hands (ignoring the hole)</b>
do monkats poop?<b>Yes.</b>
i'll add later, i really need to hurry i'm in a rush.<b> Alright!</b><!--QuoteEnd--></div><!--QuoteEEnd-->
So, are you prepared to die?<b> Yup</b>
<img src="style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/ohnoes.png" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid="D:" border="0" alt="ohnoes.png" /> Seriously no more Monkasts?! <b>4srs</b>
The best part of snow? <b>....In cold areas, it becomes good insulation.</b>
What is love? <b>Baby don't huuurt me</b>
Opinion of ineap09?<b> He's cool, I spose.</b>
Who's that over there? <b>The giant anthropomorphic penis? That's Willy.</b>
God or Kami-sama? <b>Monkat</b>
What's your favorite spoken accent? <b>Right now, I'm on an Aussie kick. But that's only cuz of Corey.</b>
Do your nipples come with censor bars?<b> Well, you've seen them without, so...</b>
Bread or toast? <b>Bread. You can turn bread into toast easily, but turning toast into bread is more difficult.</b>
Why don't I like the mainstream shooters like (almost) everyone else? <b>Cuz...they're not fun.</b>
Do you enjoy quiet moments with your girlfriend? <b>Absolutely! I prefer the wild and exciting ones, though.</b>
Why is that I'm still awake despite it being 6am? <b>Because Monkat was asleep.</b>
If you had identical twins would you make them wear those copy and paste shirts? <b>Yes.</b>
Relative you most want kept alive? <b>Meh. I don't really have any relatives in my thoughts.</b>
Best pills? <b>Hydrocodone APAP <img src="style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/wub.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid="" border="0" alt="wub.gif" />....makes my kidney stone pain go away...</b>
Why do I wish I didn't have any hair from my neck down? <b>You'll grow out of it.</b>
You get a call saying your girlfriend just got in a car accident. What's your reaction? <b>*sigh* ...Agaaaain? She alright?</b>
Monkat or Chuck Norris?<b>Monkat</b>
fufufu...<b>I choose you, Arbok!</b>
Do you know Japanese? <b> Only a few phrases from anime. "Where's the bathroom?" is like... "Gurren Lagann no dorirrrruuu!", isn't it?</b>
Opinion on <img src="style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/moogle.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid="" border="0" alt="moogle.gif" /> ? <b>Don't like it. Waste of an emote that should belong to :monkat: <img src="http://www.imgjoe.com/x/kaminasmily.gif" border="0" class="linked-image" /></b>
You. <b>Me.</b>
Kisama. <b>Ore wo dare da to omotte yagaru?!</b>
Anata? <b>....Aishiteru.</b>
Why don't I like watching or participating in sports?<b>Cuz you're not confident enough to play, and watching is boring.</b>
Do you like giving advice?<b>Yup.</b>
So, when is World War 3 happening? <b>Eventually.</b>
Will you participate in it? <b>I'll be starting it.</b>
There's a big red button. Do you press it? <b>Yup!</b>
Opinion on zero? <b>One of my favorite numbers!</b>
Why do you make me laugh more than any other person on the internet?! <b>Cuz I'm awesome.</b>
Shlong? <b>Cock</b>
What is the worst injury you've ever had? <b>Worst <i>injury</i>? Probably when I smashed my kneecap. I had to have it completely reconstructed when I was 10 or so.</b>
Would you go to a strip club if you found out Rydian was making an appearance? <b>Wouldn't have a second thought.</b>
Do you sleep with a fan?<b> Sometimes.</b>
When do you remember feeling the most peace in your life? <b>Nope!</b>
When will the world end? <b>At some point.</b>
Favorite Disney movie? <b>The Lion King</b>
Long hair or short hair? <b>....Long.</b>
Are you keeping a promise with yourself? <b>Uuuuh...Well I never expressly promised something to myself, no...</b>
What's been the biggest question on your mind lately? <b>Why is my KYT session expanding so rapidly!?</b>
You just noticed GBAtemp has been sold to an advertising company, and is no longer a forum. How will you keep in contact with the 'tempers? <b>The ones that I have on Skype.</b>
What is your opinion on my internet speed?<img src="http://www.speedtest.net/result/1146394141.png" border="0" class="linked-image" /> <b>I can't see the image in the editor and am too lazy to open the url.</b>
What is your purpose in life? <b>To be awesome.</b>
I don't use skype very often at all due to my poor internet speed. Do choppy/robotic voices bother you like it does me? <b>Not for general talking, no</b>
Opinion on torrents?<b> A good idea, and useful for legitimate projects, but the idea has since been turned negative.</b>
Objection? <b>Overruled.</b>
A Gay Little Catboy reminded me of Phoenix Wright which made me finally try it for the first time last week, and I love it! Isn't the Cat Boy great? <b>Meh.</b>
Do you puke often?<b> Only when I have my kidney stones.</b>
How many Monkats does it take to screw in a lightbulb? <b>*just did it at work a while ago* ... One.</b>
Does this outfit make me look fat? <b>Incredibly.</b>
<img src="style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/unsure.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid="" border="0" alt="unsure.gif" /> | <img src="style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/tpi.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid="" border="0" alt="tpi.gif" />
The greatest emotional turmoil you've ever felt occurred when? <b>Nothing specific. I had struggled with depression and suicidal thoughts throughout most of my adolescence, though.</b>
Do you want to get married eventually? <b>Marriage is nothing but a formality.</b>
Opinion on Psychology? <b>A baby pseudo-science.</b>
When do you most enjoy being in the bathroom? <b>The fact that the floor is covered in the piss of five different men.</b>
Why were all of your images so big in your UJELLY thread?! <b>Cuz I didn't resize 'em</b>
I couldn't be jelly because I couldn't see. How do you feel about that?<b>Horrible <img src="style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/ohnoes.png" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid="D:" border="0" alt="ohnoes.png" /></b>
What does that cloud look like? <b>A penis</b>
HAHAHA! <img src="style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/mellow.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid="" border="0" alt="mellow.gif" />
Who's your biggest fan? <b>Me.</b>
What happens when you cannot even hope to comprehend what someone else has said? <b>Like stevetry? I make fun.</b>
Do you make yourself laugh often? <b>I suppose</b>
If you suddenly got $9,001 in the mail, what would you do with all that money?<b>Uuuuh....dump it into the bank.</b>
What country do you want to visit most?<b> I'll count the EU as a country.</b>
Do you know how to use moss on a tree to tell which direction you're going? <b>No, but I have a compass embedded into my leg.</b>
You felt more joy than ever before when? <b>Every time</b>
Am I asking too many questions? <b>You're definitely not the longest so far.</b>
Making these questions is fun! May I ask you more? <b>Absolutely. Even though it can't be fun since you copypasta'd most of em</b><!--QuoteEnd--></div><!--QuoteEEnd-->
<!--quoteo(post=3444339:date=Feb 7 2011, 06:32 AM:name=30084pm)--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(30084pm @ Feb 7 2011, 06:32 AM) <a href="index.php?act=findpost&pid=3444339"><{POST_SNAPBACK}></a></div><div class='quotemain'><!--quotec-->Hi Monkat!!! <b>Saluuut</b>
How are you? <b>Goooood</b>
Thoughts on me? <b>I barely know you.</b>
Thoughts on yourself? <b>Awesome.</b>
Thoughts on the world's economy? <b>Imaginary</b>
so... nipples? <b>FUUUUUU---</b><!--QuoteEnd--></div><!--QuoteEEnd-->
Why do you think I'm gay?I have no reason, honestly. I just thought you were..
What is love?ooooone iis the loneliest number you could eeeever dooooo
Do you believe in a thing called love?twoooo can be as bad as one, its the loneliest number since the number ooooone
Pokemon Black/White?I'm picking up black.
Why so hairy?y so scottish?
Why monkat?dinosaur
Do you despise me?why would I?
GundamXXX said:
all questions awnsered so far, tl;dr or should i really go through all of them?some are ok, others are copypasta
What do you do for a living?
Do you have a significant other?
Thought about having kids?
Everyone has an opinion on the best things in life, but what do you think is the Worst?
Optimist, Pessimist or Realist?
Favourite game for each console you own, PC too?
Your opinion on English Literature?
Favourite Anime?
Ever read "Double K"? (link is http://captainosaka.deviantart.com/art/DOU...K-001-82688715)
Favourite website?
Do you read webcomics?
What is a man?
Do we still have that rivalry thing going on?
Oh snap, I shouldn't have reminded you of that.
*smokebomb*
What do you do for a living? I sell overpriced vitamins + protein powders.
Do you have a significant other? I have a girlfriend of about 2.5 years
Thought about having kids? I want to have one genetic child eventually, and I want to adopt a kid as well.
Everyone has an opinion on the best things in life, but what do you think is the Worst? Nothing is inherently good or bad
Optimist, Pessimist or Realist? I guess you could say an optimist
---but that usually comes with the idea that the optimist doesn't do anything to make his plan come to fruition...
Favourite game for each console you own, PC too? Wii: DKCR. DS: Pokémon Heart Gold. PSP: ZHP - The Unlosing Ranger vs. Darkdeath Evilman. PC: Uh...I don't play many PC games.
Your opinion on English Literature?S'kool.
Favourite Anime? You seriously need to ask at this point?
Ever read "Double K"? (link is [url=http://captainosaka.deviantart.com/art/DOU...K-001-82688715)]http://captainosaka.deviantart.com/art/DOU...K-001-82688715)[/url] O_O NO! BUT I WILL NOW!
Favourite website? www.monkat.net
Do you read webcomics? Yes.
What is a man? A man is someone who will continue to stand up, despite being under tons of pressure. Nothing to do with a penis.
Do we still have that rivalry thing going on? We had a rivalry? When?
Oh snap, I shouldn't have reminded you of that. Huh?
*smokebomb* Whatevs.
iFish said:
Why?
Because everything has a cause-and-effect relationship.
That is all I want to know. K.
(I want a long answer pl0x) Too bad, bitch.
ThePowerOutage said:
I need to brush up on my techniques... YUP!
431unknown said:
So, Just who the hell are you? The divine wind, the adamant god among men, the lord of heaven and earth, Monkat the Super Awesome and Sexy
Are we living in heaven or hell? Matter of perspective.
How did your parents treat you as a child? Fine
Do you still keep in touch with them? Nope
Have any siblings? Brother and half-sister
Just how many fuck buddies have you had? Eh. It's a fine line, really. I'm not going to count random one-night flings, so...*counts*...3.
Religion? The idea of a god means that there's something that can cast a shadow on me. Complete bullshit.
What do you believe happens to us when we die? Our bodies rot in the ground.
Any other beliefs? I believe that this is a poorly worded question in a vacuum.
Your a vegetarian, so are you a total vegan or do you still drink milk and eat cheese? I'm a vegetarian, not a vegan
How many times a day do you Gurren Lagann? I don't watch it every day...maybe once a week I'll rewatch one of the movies.
If you had mod power to ban one user who would it be? Myself.
Is the monkast really over? Yes.
You've said your girlfriend is really great, so is she the "one for you"? "The One" is a stupid concept. But I do want to be with her for the rest of my life.
Who the hell do you think I am? An impressionable servant of mine
do you still think your gf is a lesbian? Personal on her end, not mine, so I can't say publicly.
when did you become a vegetarian? Like. Years ago. Some time in high school.
why did you become one? I think that it's wrong to treat living animals like raw materials, slaughtering them by estimate of demand.
would it shock you that i am as well? No, because I don't know who you are.
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" border="0" alt="wub.gif" /> <b>Yup!</b>
" border="0" alt="moogle.gif" /> ? <b>Don't like it. Waste of an emote that should belong to :monkat: <img src="http://www.imgjoe.com/x/kaminasmily.gif" border="0" class="linked-image" /></b>
